Health: Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed,...

By watersport - 10/03/2010 17:56 - United States

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

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By Fark - 27/05/2010 22:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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By Waterfalls - 07/10/2014 11:33 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML

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By JustADream - 24/02/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML

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You sleep in your pants?

By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 18:30 - United States - Randolph

Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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Number one or number two?

By Anonymous - 25/09/2023 13:00 - Australia

Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 16:58 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 10:03 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

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Nearly did a Jimi Hendrix

By Courtney - 30/10/2022 14:00

Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML

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Ross2Smoove 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:30

lol that happened to me before

baseballboy6595 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 0:14

to everybody being a douche to OP, it's completly normal. it's called a false awakening, and usually people experience 1 or 2 in their lives. quite commonly people dream they went to the bathroom, and end up releasing their bladder in reality. op, don't worry. there is no way this will be a regular thing. to everyone else, u have a good chance of it happening to you (all tho not all false awakenings make you wet your bee, the one I have experienced didn't)

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Shannankathryn 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 22:22

happens to the best of us...

xXmoses_rocksXx 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 22:48

Aww that's happened to me before...on more than one occasion. It happens xD Don't worry about itt

DeathShad0 1

Thursday 11 March 2010 22:52

It happens. Clean up and move on.

carolinacrown 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 23:31

Hahaha, how old are you? That stopped happening to me when I was like 7 lol

Oneromed 0

Friday 12 March 2010 1:33

I say FYL. I have had a similar problem for years. I would dream that I am urinating to wake up and find that I really am! The only solution I could find was to not drink before bed.

Ramonerdna 0

Friday 12 March 2010 1:36

lol that happend to me a couple times wen i wet the bed, now that i look bak on it tho, altho wettin the bed was embarassing when i used 2 do it, in retrospect it was kinda like having your own dream, beach,river,stream or swimming pool everynight and tons o shame and guilt the next morning

sheltielov3r 3

Friday 12 March 2010 4:35

omg i did that b4

ChocolatePants1 0

Friday 12 March 2010 22:35

I have done that before, it sucks.

wtfcammelcheese 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 14:03

don't feel bad that happens to evry1 at some stage

aareavis 0

Monday 15 March 2010 1:04

I do that all the time, except for actually peeing. In my dreams, I'm walking to the toilet and the toilet feels really weird and I realize I'm still asleep and close off the floodgates. LOL