Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
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Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was at their house I got a tummy ache, then had loud explosive diarrhea. Twice. They definitely heard it all. FML
Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
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AliSama 17
that is not a bad thing. People get sick and everyone goes to the bathroom.
csigabajnok 0
So what? He thought girls never do the "poop" thing or a female fart is just a myth? Wake up, son!
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LBC1689 0
This is hysterical, my boyfriend and I have only been dating for a few months and poop is one of our biggest jokes. For valentines day i bought us disposable cameras so we could have picture taking battles..later that night i took my first poop in his apartment- guess who broke into the bathroom and took a picture? had my boyfriend said that to me i would have died laughing, obviously he didn't care if he whispered it in your ear, i think its kinda cute
Shreddd 0
Haha, that would be my response, too.
MarrymeNickJonas 0
he was respectable about it, i think its cute how he said that. he was nice to you :D
latuka 0
dude get a sense of humor. thats ****** hilarious. I woulda been like, ya well your lucky you just heard it and didn't feel it, cuz i was almost feeling too bad to make it to the toilet.
adamford130 0
Don't be embarrassed. I would've opened the door and loudly exclaimed "Hear that?! Jesus Christ, I set off the smoke alarm!" But seeing as I'm a guy, that's probably just normal behavior.
Purane2forever 0
girls poop?
susejevoli 0
"This isn't a FML, really." FMLs make you laugh. If it makes you laugh, then it should be a FML :-D
Emmett_Luver_101 0
LOL embarrasing but LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!
Emmett_Luver_101 0
and 118....your either a wise ass or a dork lol
shaynashakesit 0
That one made me laugh a lot, simply because as embarrassing for you as it probably was, I loved how he just rolled over and whispered it. Something about that is so funny!