Love: Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach...

By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By Anonymouse - 07/11/2015 02:03

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By Kay - 03/02/2011 05:33

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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AliSama 17

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:00

that is not a bad thing. People get sick and everyone goes to the bathroom.

csigabajnok 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:01

So what? He thought girls never do the "poop" thing or a female fart is just a myth? Wake up, son!

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LBC1689 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 17:34

This is hysterical, my boyfriend and I have only been dating for a few months and poop is one of our biggest jokes. For valentines day i bought us disposable cameras so we could have picture taking battles..later that night i took my first poop in his apartment- guess who broke into the bathroom and took a picture? had my boyfriend said that to me i would have died laughing, obviously he didn't care if he whispered it in your ear, i think its kinda cute

Shreddd 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 3:02

Haha, that would be my response, too.

MarrymeNickJonas 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 5:19

he was respectable about it, i think its cute how he said that. he was nice to you :D

latuka 0

Friday 20 March 2009 12:41

dude get a sense of humor. thats ****** hilarious. I woulda been like, ya well your lucky you just heard it and didn't feel it, cuz i was almost feeling too bad to make it to the toilet.

adamford130 0

Friday 20 March 2009 23:37

Don't be embarrassed. I would've opened the door and loudly exclaimed "Hear that?! Jesus Christ, I set off the smoke alarm!" But seeing as I'm a guy, that's probably just normal behavior.

Purane2forever 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:59

girls poop?

susejevoli 0

Monday 23 March 2009 8:50

"This isn't a FML, really." FMLs make you laugh. If it makes you laugh, then it should be a FML :-D

Emmett_Luver_101 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 8:39

LOL embarrasing but LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Emmett_Luver_101 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 8:40

and 118....your either a wise ass or a dork lol

shaynashakesit 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 16:07

That one made me laugh a lot, simply because as embarrassing for you as it probably was, I loved how he just rolled over and whispered it. Something about that is so funny!