Today, I felt so lonely that I was almost jealous of the way Chris Cuomo and Don Lemon playfully express affection for each other on CNN. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML
Today, I felt so affection-deprived that I gave myself pep talks in order to feel less lonely. FML
Today, I said, "Bless you" when someone sneezed on television. That's how lonely I am. FML
Today, after watching my roommate and her boyfriend be all lovey dovey for months, I now have to watch two of our other friends flirting as well. I'm painfully single and have been struggling to change that for years. FML
Today, I found myself being jealous of the relationship between Ethan Klein and Trisha Paytas on Frenemies. I need a life. I need real friends. FML
Today, and since 2026 started, my two friends began liking each other and I'm very happy for them. The problem? They get so close (literally and figuratively) that they do things that make me feel left out (both subjectively and objectively). Everyone says it's normal, but when I was in love I never did that. FML
Today, I realized my friends were right about my obsession for my only son when I found myself genuinely jealous when I heard he recently got a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML
Today, I've never been so lonely nor felt so romantically neglected as when I got married. FML
Today, after watching the news, I realized the only person who has ever wished that I had a good day, or wished that I had anything pleasant for that matter, is Charlie Gibson on World News Tonight. FML
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SquirrelRulingtheWorld 8
If you’re joking, it’s fantastic and I love it. If you’re serious, I’m sorry you feel so alone.
ghostinflames 13
As pitiful as this sounds, I can relate. They have great working chemistry and in these dire times, it's nice to get a laugh in.
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ghostinflames 13
As pitiful as this sounds, I can relate. They have great working chemistry and in these dire times, it's nice to get a laugh in.
SquirrelRulingtheWorld 8
If you’re joking, it’s fantastic and I love it. If you’re serious, I’m sorry you feel so alone.