Today, after finalizing my divorce, I decided to go out with a guy I had been ogling for months, after much anticipation and a few rounds of drinks at the bar, I was ready to roll. Much to my disappointment, his penis was so small the condom wouldn't stay on. FML
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moonshine_bek
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I don't care what anyone says, when it comes down to situations like this; size does really matter folks!
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login6437
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was he asain??
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melodey123
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is that stereo type true lol i cuz i think asians are hawwttt
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KayBizz
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bout as small as their eyes. -__-
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login6437
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^^ haha win.
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bihero
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vietnamese's banh my (bread) is longer and bigger than a foot long sub from subway... and more flavors and healthier ofc
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Byrdd
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maybe it was small cuz u really didnt meet his expectations either?
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EllOfficial
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that's why Asians wear glasses.... they can't put contacts in ^.^
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jellybean120
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that's just mean! there are white/latinos/european dudes who have small dicks too.
but yeah, I once saw an Asian porn were all the guys had teeny tiny dicks. Made me think they all have small ones.
but yeah, I once saw an Asian porn were all the guys had teeny tiny dicks. Made me think they all have small ones.
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sublimaze
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c0ckblocked by a small c0ck. who woulda guessed...
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blitzen123
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Size DOES matter. :3
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royals08
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are you saying all black people have large ones?
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mfmylifesrsly
| 29
what if you fell in love with someone who had a lil weiner? DD:
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Misguided_Ghost
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agreed with blitzen;
Asians don't have fucken small penis's.
trust me; but there's some that do kay.
Asians don't have fucken small penis's.
trust me; but there's some that do kay.
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camjones97
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yes we do :)
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OmgGuessWhatChic
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@jellybean120 i love how u didnt say black people
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michaelscott69
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next time go out with a black dude
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cboisen10
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ur shallow
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chikiitaaa
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@Melodey123 : I have been with an Asian guy before (Chinese) and he was not small at all.
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Melkezidech
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On his cock or yours?
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reyemrein
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A solitary creature, the cougar stalks it's prey. After a long chase, she pounces! But unfortunatley, there is very little meat on this prey. Looks like thus cougar will go hungry.
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moonshine_bek
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It's nothing to do with being shallow, just sex is an important part of a relationship so if the guy doesn't satisfy you what's the point?! all parts of the relationship must work. I would never point and laugh or be mean about it though.
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latesharocks865
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you guys are all stereotypical not all Asians have small dicks that's like saying white girls have no ass and white guys are duece bags.
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cookiemobzta
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ok you must not know the p-niz p-rawmid, it goes:
1. - Black
2. - Messkin
3. - Indian
4. - White
5. - AZN
1. - Black
2. - Messkin
3. - Indian
4. - White
5. - AZN
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ToastyXD
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uh that stereotype isn't true and I'm living proof. My eyes are actually huge and I'm vietnamese and I have an average sized... yeah XD but i'm still in puberty so it may grow bigger. But Asians are ninja in bed though XD
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asianwolf
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I back that up. (except I'm chinese)
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cartermc17
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haha use an elastic if it matters that much u small cocked pice
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allen2020
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wtf i posted a minor stereotype about asians eyes like 2 days ago and my account got banned -_- i had to make another account
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Haileykins
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okay dipshits, listen up. when someone says asians have small weiners, they don't mean EVERY SINGLE asian no exception ... and they don't mean people of other races can't have baby pricks too. the fact is, asians on average are at the shorter end of the dick-o-meter.
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bigboy_245
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well to a certian extent bigger means you can do more postions meaning wilder better sex
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Bamfy
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well OP your a whore so yah FYL
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subMortal7331
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#52 you would know!
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Immature_fml
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You're a dumbfuck.
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demoon_fml
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#93- funny as hell
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morfoodpleezz
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I agree with blitzen123 no girl likes a small sausage lol
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morfoodpleezz
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mfmylifesrlry ur very pretty u to blitzen ;)
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M4V3R1CKR13
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9# XD XD XD LMAO
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pipp360
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do u watch a lot of porn cuz nobodywants to be inside u?
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redbeater
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that's a discusting trait.
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Zills
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Hate to break it to you but the biggest dick in the world is white and his name is Jonah Falcon. 13.5 inches not bad for a white guy.
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up_urs_kid
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hahahahahahahahaahah that was funny^^^
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KittehSayzRAWR
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Definitly not black
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boomerfeb13
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what's ogling
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xilinnz
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13.5 is impressive but mandingo has 14 inches =P
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jellybean120
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@ #118. I'm only saying that I saw an Asian porn and sadly all the guys had tiny dicks. I didn't say all Asians had small penises. I'm sure there might be a some black guys out there with small dicks, too.
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flauchmiester
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#78 at least he's honest!
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NotMeh
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lol @1 xD
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fits138
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oh. I loled at this. IMMD.
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Neffy_Nefferz
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rightious lol...
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allan_069
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u are hot! ^^
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tweetbaby14
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small penises are no laughing matter. lmao who am I kidding
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dreamer66
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you are absolutley right!
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mike210
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maybe your ugly and couldent get his dick hard
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naomib123
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totally agreed ...lmao i date one :)
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Wolfwood187
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#93 Best comment ever...
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f27_fml
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I think I want to try that
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noshtshrlk
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haha 105 fyl :P
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danyfuckinheatle
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WHORE
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k9srule242
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hey! OBJECTION!
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Acers1
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This is just a win
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cp399
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That's like telling a girl that her breasts are too small. Judging people on size is shallow and mean.
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dannnngthatsux
| 19
Ogling is staring or watching and pining for; lusting after.
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Neotoxx
| 5
LOL
I feel bad for that guy
I feel bad for that guy
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sourgirl101
| 28
Don't feel too bad. He at least got a chance to have sex. Some girls would have looked at it and just plainly said 'ah no ,that thing is not coming near me'. Sorry Op. They do make finger condoms for when you cut yourself, just in case there's a second date. Then you would deserve in.
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mitch707
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Why are girls such bitches. I feel sorry for the poor guy. She liked him but because he had a small dick she makes it an fml? Big dick doesnt = good sex. Using ur tongue and fingers with ur dick is far more effective and size becomes irrelevant.
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jenni_1285
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as opposed to guys who wouldn't even think of posting an fml about a chick who was sloppy loose or tiny boobs.
also to all of the stereo typing going on: i have been with big and small guys of black white and Asian
also to all of the stereo typing going on: i have been with big and small guys of black white and Asian
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roryriddle
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that's what you get for putting too much anticipation into it.
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cyberotter
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ladies and gentle men, I give you plan b.
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sc95060sc
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hahaha nice ^^^
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dcice13
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why would he buy the wrong size. must b his first time lol
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ohSNAPyall
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That's what I was wondering. He should know whether it's going to fit or not.
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dewlover33
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she probably bought the condoms
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KurouTenshi
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I'll bet you not even the alcohol poisoning will make him forget his hurt pride x)
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Dopplegangers
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that's what u get for sleeping around
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yourlifesfucked
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dumbass. she is divorced. troll fail!
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trizzieb
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Dumbass. She could still be sleeping around with a bunch of people.
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CallMeHush
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If you end up at the gym with him I bet you can lift more weight too.
Go to cougerlife.com and get your hook-up there.
Go to cougerlife.com and get your hook-up there.
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Mehness
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Ahaha future reference win XD
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Cupcaken
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Nice!
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vansbabe66
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I agree with#1 and fml that does suck
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LTMcleod
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ydi for being a whore...-able person :)
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withered
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Ah yes, I too call people whores because they can get sex and I can't get any... Just kidding. I'm a "whore" too.
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OneHottBaby
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HAHAH. ;P
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mfmylifesrsly
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is there anything behind that pillow? :)
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poooook
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lmao..
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Freeze_fml
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You can almost smell the fish..
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SmellDaPurp
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i like #62s comment.. but i loved #100s ;D
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MzMegs
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@62 : Indeed, there is something behind that pillow.
http://www.profil3.com/pic/73247/0/Naked_bunny_caught_on_camera.html#photo_top
http://www.profil3.com/pic/73247/0/Naked_bunny_caught_on_camera.html#photo_top
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OneHottBaby
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yeeess ... ;D HAHA
I feel bad for that guy