Animals: Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark...

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML

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Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML

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By Fran - 09/01/2010 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML

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By ratfaced - 12/10/2017 07:00 - United States - Stamford

Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML

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By upset - 25/10/2016 00:08

Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML

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By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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GameRater01 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:35

Today, I spent hours crawling through miles of pipe to finally reach the surface and escape the sewer. As I'm about to exit a toilet, a human comes in, thinks I'm a piece of poop, and flushes me back down the toilet. FML

amirn86 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:19

Throw in some rat poison and flush depending on how big it was... if it was too big it might clog But it's a good thing you caught it before yo ass sat down on a nasty wet rat lol

Comments

RedJester23 6

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:52

Everyone saying FYL is probobly female. Oh boo hoo that you found a rat. F your life right? You probobly screamed and called the police. High maintenance. If the OP is a dude.......... WOW How do these pass and no one else's get posted?

AnaMaree 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:54

So? Flush it anyway.

ebwaef 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 5:01

Haha so shallow think about what you're doing to living things with emotions.

cstuderun 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:54

how is this an FML moment? seriously?

breaksprinter_ 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:55

#52; are you kidding me?? rats were the ones that carried the Bubonic Plague that killed millions of people! Brush up on your history before you target someone who actually knows it.

artykat 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 17:57

Actually 52, the Black Plague was spread by rats.

UsingLogic 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 18:04

Wow, rats can hold hold their breath long enough to climb up toilet pipes?? Did not know that, it's amazing! I learn crazy impressive stuff everyday on this website!