Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
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Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
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GameRater01 0
Today, I spent hours crawling through miles of pipe to finally reach the surface and escape the sewer. As I'm about to exit a toilet, a human comes in, thinks I'm a piece of poop, and flushes me back down the toilet. FML
amirn86 0
Throw in some rat poison and flush depending on how big it was... if it was too big it might clog But it's a good thing you caught it before yo ass sat down on a nasty wet rat lol
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Comments (152)
itsnotfair 0
umm how the **** could the poster have deserved it?
Cilletron 0
I hate how there always seems to be a poster who writes the FML through the other perspective. That got old fast. Anyways, I hope you didn't flush it or anything. That would be cruel.
timc 0
ewwwwwwwwwwwww....poor rat
ditlihi 0
Would ya rather it be scurrin' about the ship? Arrrr!
Chadftw 0
I'd have taken the rat and played torture games with it :)...
x_eyebrows 0
Aww, you should have rescued it and kept it as a pet since they are awesome pets.. though I doubt a wild rat would be the same as the "fancy rats." Still, if you flushed him, you are very cruel! Rats are intelligent and have feelings, including fear - no joke.
FML_IS_FUNNY 0
Omg laughed so hard @ dis.....rats r nasty...#10 Things I Hate About You u made me laugh more. Lmao
Lev_fml 0
It woulda been a bit cruel to flush the rat :(
MajorLeeScrewed 0
Flush it!
ebwaef 0
That's so sick and cruel. How do you live with yourself with so much hatred?
Serial 2
maybe someone shit out a rat