By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
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GameRater01 0

Today, I spent hours crawling through miles of pipe to finally reach the surface and escape the sewer. As I'm about to exit a toilet, a human comes in, thinks I'm a piece of poop, and flushes me back down the toilet. FML

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amirn86 0

Throw in some rat poison and flush depending on how big it was... if it was too big it might clog But it's a good thing you caught it before yo ass sat down on a nasty wet rat lol

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itsnotfair 0

umm how the **** could the poster have deserved it?

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Cilletron 0

I hate how there always seems to be a poster who writes the FML through the other perspective. That got old fast. Anyways, I hope you didn't flush it or anything. That would be cruel.

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ditlihi 0

Would ya rather it be scurrin' about the ship? Arrrr!

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Chadftw 0

I'd have taken the rat and played torture games with it :)...

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x_eyebrows 0

Aww, you should have rescued it and kept it as a pet since they are awesome pets.. though I doubt a wild rat would be the same as the "fancy rats." Still, if you flushed him, you are very cruel! Rats are intelligent and have feelings, including fear - no joke.

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FML_IS_FUNNY 0

Omg laughed so hard @ dis.....rats r nasty...#10 Things I Hate About You u made me laugh more. Lmao

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Lev_fml 0

It woulda been a bit cruel to flush the rat :(

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ebwaef 0

That's so sick and cruel. How do you live with yourself with so much hatred?

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