Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
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GameRater01 0
Today, I spent hours crawling through miles of pipe to finally reach the surface and escape the sewer. As I'm about to exit a toilet, a human comes in, thinks I'm a piece of poop, and flushes me back down the toilet. FML
amirn86 0
Throw in some rat poison and flush depending on how big it was... if it was too big it might clog But it's a good thing you caught it before yo ass sat down on a nasty wet rat lol
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Me27 0
I wouldn't have flushed it - that could have gone waaaay badly, I think. I love rats, but it's dirty to have a wild one. I would have tried to trap it in the bathroom and call someone.
starflake 3
You have successfully given me nightmares for the rest of my life.
Meowff 0
I would close the toilet seat and put something very heavy on it, and leave it. I would go call an exterminator, and have them take care of it. :P I hate wild rats, but I love them when they're all clean and from the pet store. They're such sweet animals, unlike hamsters and guinea pigs, which hate to be touched when you first get them, but rats, are ALL over you. :3
ebwaef 0
They're the same animals. How could you ask someone to kill a rat when you know how developed their emotions are? Have them trap it and release it somewhere else at least.
HurriKaty 4
Aww, poor rat. He was probably really scared ):
renegade_aman 0
eeew rats give me nightmares.. PLAGUE !!!! lol you definitely need an exterminator
cefarix 5
Today, I was sniffing around for some cheese, when I thought I found some in a dark, dank round thing that had some water in it. I scampered up to the top, and but then I accidentally fell in the water. Next thing I know, a human comes and picks me up. Now I'm waiting in a cage waiting to be chopped up into rat stew. FML
Rodjmeister 0
did you flush it anyway? and #46 has clearly never ACTUALLY seen a rat...this isn't a pet store rat we're talking about.
showwstopper 0
ewwwwwwwwwwwww muchh
Bryan_Z 0
that's really disgusting. Do you clean your bathroom regularly?
YLS 0
#47, rats don't carry any sort of plague, nor have they ever carried any sort of plague.