Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
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Thhe 0
it's a ******* ps3, what did you expect? maybe if it was a wii this would be an fml
rlet 1
clearly he was up for a game... it just was a different one than the one you had in mind
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Comments (79)
jamie_leeann23 0
Yea, my boyfriend loves his mw2. But not enough to do that. he's awesome. :)
pomlaos 0
Maybe he wants to chill and wait till his back into the mood.
Nomad1989 3
perhaps no much energy left.....loll
allmidnighteyes 11
I'll bet your "nightdress" was actually a Snuggie
ruzicat 0
He sounds like a fag. YDI it for wearing a 'night dress'
MrMaD_fml 2
probably wouldn't have been an issue if it was a completely new chick. Doubt he's ****.
youaresofucked 0
you wear a nightdress? Dump that asshole, ill date you!
FmyNOlife 0
no you mean BoyFriend numba 2! hahaha come to me baby, there's no fight and no argue at my house! just come on over and I'll beat his best highscore and then add a few more thousand of my "points" to your favorite game.
bitchesandburbon 0
yeah my bf definately stayed up all night every night for a month straight playing COD 4 when he got his PS3....I was a very frustrated girl....and because I would stay with him a lot...I had dreams about the game because I could hear it all night!
terriibabiiix23 0
how is this a fml ? seriously.
ani7793 0
a lot of people forget that sex is also an intimate act and not just for fun. for women it is very offensive when a guy chooses a materialistic item over sex.