Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
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Thhe 0
it's a ******* ps3, what did you expect? maybe if it was a wii this would be an fml
rlet 1
clearly he was up for a game... it just was a different one than the one you had in mind
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Comments (79)
JERKKMONKEY 0
YDI for thinking your Better than video games. xD oh and maybe your 'nightdress' was so sexy.
Karchev_The_Teri 0
ps3 r sexy
050294 0
PS3 sucks.
what_the_fail 0
**** you. Xbox sucks.
DaftDude 11
Cause you know, **** logic in your comment.
PsychoGorgeous 0
Thats stupid. Some men are so stupid. (Some women can be just as dumb) But they expect us to bow down to their every need. My ex used to do the same thing. It's like.."****, what kind of guy are you?" I felt like he was always the one with headaches, and too tired. It was weird.
dudeitsdanny 10
Excuse him for wanting things other than sex. Maybe your sex drive is just higher than his. Nothing wrong with him. If it was the other way around, you'd think it was normal(or so it seems by your wording)
hsshae 0
this^^^
schwinn11 0
truth is your boyfriend is not gay and you're not ugly, he woke up early and his hand "beat" you to the punch. he's a guy, sometimes it's just easier that way
BannedDistress78 0
I'd do a PS3 over a chick anytime. Atleast I don't have to hear the PS3 bitch about their lives.
Honda288 2
Win!
turkishjew 0
I bet you don't have the option
TheRealGiggaboo 3
If your dick is small enough to fit in a ps3 you go right ahead. Blu-ray won't help it
threer 30
Maybe Xbox over my partner.. But ps3?
SBurrke 11
There's always an option.
MrMaD_fml 2
Well, although I doubt you're ugly, or he thinks PS3 is better than you. but, most of the time... if you've been together a while, your sex is just played out. Fortunately, if you start off with a BJ next time, to get him in the mood.. (as opposed to just your naked body that he's probably seen about a million times already), he'll probably reconsider.
jawanessa 0
Call of Duty 2 is pretty addictive and awesome.
Lyldee 0
Not really a FML moment. Kinda agree with MrMad- just taking off your clothes won't ignite the fire. Invest in some sex toys maybe? ^_^
snowman1234 0
sorry hun... but as far as I can see it if you were in the mood you woulda done something anyway... maybe forced him into it... or blow him while he plays... I'm sure he'd love that...
omghehehe 0
Agree :) That can be exciting too :D BJs can be fun when you least expect it. It's never failed me yet ;)
perdix 31
The surprise BJ FTW! At first the girl thinks she's a deep-throat pornstar, but as it grows she learns her limitations. hahaha.
omghehehe 0
or not... LOL :P
perdix 31
I'd like to see it, . . . or not see it, if you do indeed have that talent! ;)
Ajorioles 0
haha