Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football...

By vanessa_d15 - 10/11/2009 09:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML

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By ps3isbetterthanme - 11/12/2009 16:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 23:14 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I tried to be seductive to get intimate with my boyfriend. He commented on how sexy I looked, and how badly he wanted me, then asked me to move because I was blocking the TV, and the World Cup match he was watching. FML

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Soon

By Kilania - 10/09/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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Mind games

By LittleRed - 05/03/2012 08:45 - United States

Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By erjazo - 31/12/2013 21:19 - United States - Morris

Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML

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Dynoblaze 1

Tuesday 10 November 2009 16:20

Then dump your bf and get the Wii vibrator. The Wii can also reward you constantly through different games and it's sports will always get you moving. Annnd it won't ever ask you to swallow.

gatorcheer 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 16:11

You can always count on technology.

Comments

gatorcheer 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 16:11

You can always count on technology.

ryguy997 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 6:10

so u are prob a filthy lesbian. DEAL WITH IT DIRTY BASTARD!!! GAY ASSHOLE ***** USER!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!'

HunterOrHunted 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 22:18

Hmm, no wonder my controllers are sticky :O

Dynoblaze 1

Tuesday 10 November 2009 16:20

Then dump your bf and get the Wii vibrator. The Wii can also reward you constantly through different games and it's sports will always get you moving. Annnd it won't ever ask you to swallow.

sonicmega 3

Tuesday 10 November 2009 16:38

This would be funnier if it weren't for the horrible grammar usage.

austinryansmith 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 15:18

lololololololol

perdix 29

Tuesday 10 November 2009 16:43

His Wii must be quite Wii then. Plus, he doesn't want to stick it in your Xbox.

chelzy 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 19:41

yes!!! I love wiu puns!!! I absolutely hate you for coming up with it before I did.

JassyJas 2

Tuesday 10 November 2009 17:13

poor boyfriend his wii doesnt turm you amd you have to turn to a differet wii

JassyJas 2

Tuesday 10 November 2009 17:18

sorry for all the typos btw >.<

Sickillsells 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 17:35

Wii likes to play.

perdix 29

Tuesday 10 November 2009 17:38

I can understand why you might be turned on more by the hours of fun you get from a Wii than you are by a football addict. Girls don't really like the Two-Minute Drill.

Lythiaren 8

Tuesday 10 November 2009 19:00

Planning on having a little fun with the wiimote, are we?

mikuxxhatsune 32

Monday 14 September 2015 13:30

"Faster, faster! Oh yes, YES!" screamed OP as she won the hardest level on mario kart.

yhw718 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 19:24

Fatass! Bitch, Filthy *****.. Jk!

bluehero 17

Friday 24 May 2013 4:00

Wow because we were all worried you were serious.

Mortanious 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 5:03

You got wet from thinking about the crappiest console ever made over your boyfriend's kissing? You need help, serious help. Raving Rabbids Go Home right? It has to be that game or else getting wet to Mario is just too wrong. Either way you need heavy, heavy medication.