By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
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Domonator 16

Spider: Today I was taking a walk, minding my own business, when a heartless giant bit my leg off. FML

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lexuality 0

euuuuuuurrrrggghhh. i had a friend who had the same experiance. gross. fyl.

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QueenOfStars 0

I heard that all people eat bugs in their sleep every night! they just go right into ur mouth while ur sleeping. I didn't believe it. but now I do lol.

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iijordan 0

omg haha idk what it was about that but i started laughing immediately as i read that. but its okay i hate spiders. but that was pretty amusing.

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wordgirl 0

What's the statistic? You're supposed to eat, like, seven of them in your lifetime. If that's true, you can just tick one off the list. :p

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mrsd9494 7

you eat 8 spiders in yourlife time. but that does suck hard.

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bezach 0

and than a face hugger bursts from yur gut!!!!!!

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strawberry6826 0

im callin fake. i read a fml a while ago n it was exactly like this except instead of spider it was a cockroach.

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skate4shekla 0

EW dude that is very very nasty!!! Do you live in aussie and was it a hunstmans leg?

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TheSpoof 0

One time I woke up with Spider Mans leg at the corner of my mouth.

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blastvortex 3

You'd be surprised how common this is, OP. People can swallow hoards of bugs, etc in their sleep, so this isn't exactly far-fetched.

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