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By Anonymous - 08/01/2010 11:48 - United States

Today, I woke up and felt that my arm was sore. I got so drunk last night, I got an unprofessional tattoo of a penis. FML

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By aridaley - 21/05/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex-boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 11:15 - France - Ville-d'avray

Today, after a drunken New Year's Eve party with friends, I woke up with a penis on my cheek. It wasn't a drawing. FML

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By masterfail - 04/10/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I woke up after a heavy night of drinking, with my laptop dead on my chest. Apparently, I had attempted a bit of digital penile oscillation, but passed out instead. FML

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By argh - 20/03/2012 08:16 - United States - Houston

Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML

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By not a dumbass pothead - 08/04/2014 22:04 - United States - Sparks

Today, I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML

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By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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By sausages - 17/01/2014 20:56 - Macedonia - Skopje

Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML

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By StiffPvtParts - 04/06/2019 18:00

Today, after a night of drinking, I awoke in the early hours of the morning to a sight of my roommate playing with my penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 21:56 - Sweden - V?llingby

Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML

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By damnit - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off, only to learn that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML

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Friday 8 January 2010 20:00

ydi for getting that drunk and being an idiot

bwynin 0

Friday 8 January 2010 20:02

Because a proff tattoo would be better?

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Malexhe 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 0:50

Can't wait to see this on Ugliest Tattoos in a week.

jollyjam1 2

Saturday 9 January 2010 0:53

Just another example of how doing drugs is for morons.

cofcgrad07 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 1:19

All these penis jokes are cracking me up!!! keep at 'em!

Twunt 14

Saturday 9 January 2010 3:30

That's just ridicKulous!

24788 6

Saturday 9 January 2010 5:42

I swear water and tattoo parlors attract drunk people.

MissOriginal 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 6:39

I didnt even read the rest of the story... the minute I saw "I was so drunk last night" I gave u a big fat YDI

leadrunner751 3

Saturday 9 January 2010 8:31

your a woman right?

tacoman007 2

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:08

Well, I suppose it could be worse if you were a guy... On a serious note, YDI for getting so damn drunk.

flyinmysoup 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:14

wow, i didn't even think of that. but, oh so true--unprofessional might very well mean unclean. gross :/

pwincessa23 1

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:55

I don't believe you! I need proof! send a pic...

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