By Whatever479 - Ireland
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML
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  randiZ25  |  0

31- that's the first " puts on sunglasses" joke i've read that actually made me laugh.. sad part? it's the same joke that was told in 3rd grade..

  hghiPigh  |  0

clean your face, nasty mcnasterson..thank god he hadn't sleep over or you would have assaulted him with your foul rotten morning breath expecting him to find it sexy