Today, my best friend told me she didn't want to be my friend... - FML

By MaryJane - 07/08/2019 02:00

Today, my best friend told me she didn't want to be my friend anymore, because she wanted to start afresh in college and have pretty friends. FML

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By BFFN - 14/04/2016 15:36 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, my best friend told me she no longer wants an "active friendship" with me. She says she doesn't have time to see me, since she has a boyfriend and a bunch of friends she's spent years bitching to me about. We've gone from a 14-year friendship to awkwardly nodding at each other in the street. FML

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Teenage riot

By Anonymous - 14/02/2024 06:00 - United States - West Chester

Today, I got dumped by a friend because she said I was "too much." She's treated me like shit and basically ignored me at times since the beginning of the school year, in favor of hanging out with another friend. I guess years of friendship really can disappear overnight. FML

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By fothermuckerrr - 14/05/2010 04:07 - United States

Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML

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By peapapeanut - 15/07/2019 20:06

Today, after months of my best friend telling me we were going to be roommates and moving to a new city together, with me trusting her, she ditched me because “everyone” told her not to live with me. She’s still moving, and we’re going to be in the same school and class. FML

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The iron is hot

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 17:00 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML

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Fresh start, sort of…

By robbed - 02/09/2023 22:00

Today, my ex-girlfriend from high school has been at her new college for a week. She broke up with me because she wanted to meet new people and leave high school behind her. That was understandable… until my best friend showed me texts from her trying to arrange to hook up with him when she’s back. FML

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By Less Friendship, More Cash - 06/05/2016 11:54 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I realized one of my best friends was only friends with me because I would take her shopping, spoil her regularly, and help her out financially. She moved to another province and only contacted me whenever she wanted money. After I refused a couple of times, she deleted me on Facebook. FML

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#ForeverAlone

By Anonymous - 13/10/2020 11:01 - United States - Marietta

Today, I woke up realizing that not even the scammer that I told I would pay for her friendship wanted to be my friend. FML

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You deserved it 281

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML

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By anonymous - 19/10/2011 12:19 - Australia

Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 7 August 2019 2:07

She’s stupid. Having ugly friends makes you look hot by comparison. If she does find these pretty friends, she’ll appear either plain or downright ugly. It’s useful to have uggos as friends.

Rodville 28

Wednesday 7 August 2019 3:35

I know you are beautiful. She is just jealous of you and wants to make you feel bad so she can feel good. But that is a false feeing as she knows you will always be better than her.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 7 August 2019 2:07

She’s stupid. Having ugly friends makes you look hot by comparison. If she does find these pretty friends, she’ll appear either plain or downright ugly. It’s useful to have uggos as friends.

Rodville 28

Wednesday 7 August 2019 3:35

I know you are beautiful. She is just jealous of you and wants to make you feel bad so she can feel good. But that is a false feeing as she knows you will always be better than her.

EmDizzle2007 28

Wednesday 7 August 2019 20:09

bruh....

OneWhoKnows 5

Wednesday 7 August 2019 5:15

You dodged a bullet

Mungolikecandy 19

Wednesday 7 August 2019 7:00

You are well shot of her if that is what she thinks friendship is. Now you can find real friends who actually think friendship means something.

whocares13 5

Wednesday 7 August 2019 7:27

What a Bitch! **** her up!

JuliaKay14 33

Wednesday 7 August 2019 19:36

Geez, I’ll be your friend. What a turd!

TrashlifeKaylala 12

Wednesday 7 August 2019 19:59

Lmfao, I can’t wait for the moment she realizes she ****** up when she becomes the ugly one 🤣 shes just looking for a posse to go get plastered and bang dudes with. You have a much brighter future

slym12312425 9

Wednesday 7 August 2019 20:23

you're better off without her, especially if she thinks like that.

QueenSaru 28

Wednesday 7 August 2019 22:02

"Oh good! Me too! :)" This is not a loss, OP, you'll make less shallow friends I'm sure.

Takegami 22

Friday 9 August 2019 8:14

Eh, doesn’t worry about her. She’s “Villager A” material at best

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