Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I had a very hot sex dream about my female coworker. It was so good I woke up practically rock hard, jerked off, and had an amazing orgasm. There’s just one problem: I’m a gay guy, in a committed relationship. FML
Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
Today, I had a dream where I was giving Justin Bieber a blowjob. I'm a totally straight male. I have half a mind to bill the little bastard for therapy sessions. FML
Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML
Today, I dreamt I had a secret admirer whom I met in person. She had red hair, a plus size body and a beautiful smile. This would've been great if it weren't for the fact I was a straight woman. FML
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
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rldostie 19
Maybe you're not as straight as you think.
JessieMongoose 11
LMAO.
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Comments (146)
killatrev 4
hahah ur a gay ****
vashthestampede 0
you sure you're straight?
Zmeilerr 22
Kinky. Make sure he uses his teeth
Mortanious 0
Did you give home your clothes, your boots, your motorcycle?
Mortanious 0
him*
ckjacques53198 0
are you straight?
Gideon2F 0
I agree. ever had such dream?
DearCricket 0
It's okay, I had a dream about being topless with a bunch of friends and I'm a female. It happens. Haha.
I_like_chicken 0
I'm pretty sure, though I haven't seen it, in the movies dreams come true. LITERALLY, not like cheesy 'believe in yourself' like literally everything you dream of, happens.
sourgirl101 29
I won't know what you're talking about until Tuesday December 7th available in Blu-Ray.(: I have no clue why movies always get released on Tuesdays?
Franco24 0
sexy~ ♪