Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles...

By footfood - 27/06/2011 14:56 - Slovenia

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

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Dude, gross

By caitplaysguitar - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML

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By feckingnasty - 26/01/2018 19:00

Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML

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By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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We all do it. Don't we?

By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

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Smells like victory

By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML

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By FootFlakes - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend once again that the dry skin she picks off her feet belong in the trash, not on our coffee table. FML

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By ScottyB - 22/12/2014 08:05 - United States - Peabody

Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML

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Yeet the feet

By SalonGirl - 10/03/2009 11:55 - United States

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

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By bloom - 17/12/2008 04:10 - France

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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Monday 27 June 2011 19:03

canibalism

jutyjaty 9

Monday 27 June 2011 19:03

dude. new girl

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fionaes 3

Monday 27 June 2011 20:08

omg that's absolutely repulsive ugh

haniam16 6

Monday 27 June 2011 20:08

omg ew! FYL

maccagirl 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:08

yum

theArmygirl2011 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:09

yuck!!

dollfacex0 4

Monday 27 June 2011 20:10

that is gross.

ilbm1 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:10

that is horrible!

juicy_extasy 25

Monday 27 June 2011 20:11

*gags*

haniam16 6

Monday 27 June 2011 20:11

were her feet... Clean?

auburnfancade 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:12

raunchy

Legendslayer222 26

Monday 27 June 2011 20:12

Positively a delicacy. Joking, eurgh! If she is doing gross stuff like that around other people, mention it.

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Same thing different taste

Dude, gross

We all do it. Don't we?

Smells like victory

Etiquette

Yeet the feet

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