Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles...

By footfood - 27/06/2011 14:56 - Slovenia

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

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By caitplaysguitar - 09/02/2010 14:56 - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet. And then fling it at me. FML

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By feckingnasty - 26/01/2018 19:00

Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML

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By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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We all do it. Don't we?

By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

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Smells like victory

By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML

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You deserved it 2 778

By FootFlakes - 09/04/2013 17:58 - United States - Boston

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend once again that the dry skin she picks off her feet belong in the trash, not on our coffee table. FML

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You deserved it 4 429

By ScottyB - 22/12/2014 08:05 - United States - Peabody

Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML

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Yeet the feet

By SalonGirl - 10/03/2009 11:55 - United States

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

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You deserved it 7 271

By bloom - 17/12/2008 04:10 - France

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

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You deserved it 2 413

By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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Badshah29 6

Monday 27 June 2011 19:03

canibalism

jutyjaty 9

Monday 27 June 2011 19:03

dude. new girl

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Shuffles 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:47

That...that just shouldnt be legal...

xofreshxo 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:49

ugh! thats... ugh!

Mrrevorp 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:49

pleaseeeee tell me you're not still dating

tommyc17 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:50

Wow , What can you say to that..!!! Except eeeewww !!!!

Lovepink13 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:51

dude thts thw most disgusting thing ive ever read on here!! FYL

ChrisGWpg 9

Monday 27 June 2011 20:52

wtf...

RoryV 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:53

And you kiss that!!!

zachattack112492 4

Monday 27 June 2011 20:54

finger licking goodness... I mean toe

screwlife101 0

Monday 27 June 2011 20:56

wow tht some nasty shit

Jorcar 8

Monday 27 June 2011 20:57

I could be wrong, but that's really odd.

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Same thing different taste

We all do it. Don't we?

Smells like victory

Yeet the feet

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