footfood
Slovenia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML
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Same thing different taste
caitplaysguitar
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, gross
Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML
feckingnasty
Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML
i fking love docb
Christiansted, Virgin Islands, U.S.
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We all do it. Don't we?
Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML
Gagging
Glasgow, United Kingdom
Smells like victory
Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
FootFlakes
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Boston, United States
Etiquette
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend once again that the dry skin she picks off her feet belong in the trash, not on our coffee table. FML
ScottyB
Peabody, United States
Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML
SalonGirl
United States
Yeet the feet
Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML
bloom
France
Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML
Brian
Sandston, United States
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
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Badshah29 6
canibalism
jutyjaty 9
dude. new girl
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BeeMaddness 0
ew. you need a new girlfriend. that's just disgusting
cristig 0
bet you still kissed her!! ewww
faithe92 0
....i was eating breakfast and read this....appetite gone.
Tjack_attack 0
dead sexy
JoHire 0
Ew that's disgusting... and you kiss her right? just think of all the times you kissed her and she did that right before hand... Yuck! FYL
rhpsfan9 10
um gross
Tahsis 4
I realize I;m normally a grammar Nazi, but the OP clearly doesn't know vocabulary, so I'll call him out on it. Intimate does not have anything thing to with feet, unless you have a foot fetish, if you do, more power to you. Particularly, this particular site has the Intimacy category for every FML sex related and use the word euphemistically in the place of the word Sex, which the category was named before the site did away with it. Eating the skin off your feet is disgusting and personal, but it doesn't have anything to do with sex, which is fairly obvious. FFS, be intelligent next time and place it in love or health. -From the Grammar Nazi. P.S. - I agree with everyone who responded to the first post. Fudgesicle is a ******* moron and I too hope he dies.
1MaoChan 4
I see a few mistakes in your comment. (: And just maybe, that was a turnoff for him. think bout it.
MurphyS94 4
Tahsis, you need to get laid.
Tahsis 4
Got laid about week ago and I'll get laid in about a week when my girlfriend stops being on vacation. Also, my comment is the main post so I didn't feel like proofreading it and I can think of tons of misc. FMLs that are a turn off for a large part of the human race. DO they all belong in the intimacy category? No they don't and neither does this one. And I counted one mistake, using ; instead of ' since they're beside each other, and one redundancy, saying particular or a variation of it twice in one sentence referring to the same scenario. I did use the word intimate where the word intimacy may have been more relevant, but I was talking about the meaning of a word in general and all of its variations. so either one is correct.
danman91 0
ahhhh that's fucken gross man!
UnderWaterComix 0
looks like you won't be kissing her for a while...
mhizbossy 0
YUMMMMMMMNNNNNN