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haha that's cold
Cold as your moms ******
her mom's ****** and your heart
Wait I don't get it, it was just a joke; sorry if I offended y'all, ya don't have to get all butthurt
no worries mine was a joke too and you're right her mom's ****** is colddd
Yup. Yesterday, All my troubles seemed so far away, Now it looks as though they're here to stay, Oh, I believe in yesterday.
atleast he asked
(insert ignorant coment here) (insert comment reffering to someone else here) (insert not so funny pun here) (insert unrelated comment here) (insert comment that no one gives a shit about here) wait, what?
trust me my moms vag ain't cold . I would know ;) ooh yes I'm sick. I know.
@ Imjustnotblack: Best comment EVER!
YDI for expecting that it will work out in the first place, what if they are compatible and you're just being selfish because you're not.
OP throws her hands up in the air sometimes, singing AAAAYO, my boyfriend's a MAAAN HO
Leave it to ignorance to ruin the moment :/
Agree with Ignorance. I can't stand that song.
Just make sure you don't make grammar errors in your typing, oif Ignorance sees it, you are putting lives at risk
Yes, oif. see wat i did their?
<3
shhh
schizo, you're not Ignorance. Stop trying(to be).
*Schitzo. I felt the need to fix that before Ignorance and her, drastically less awesome, groupie jumped on me about it. Also, this is a double post because I'm on my iPod Touch, and thus use the edit function.
Alright, Just calm down and SHUT THE **** UP!!!!
I appologize for my incorrect grammer, my lady.
72, how is it sarcasm if you do it every time regardless as to if I leave a comment or not?
Do you get pleasure out of correcting people on the Internet? If so, you ma'am have a problem.
Does anyone else find it funny that someone named ignorance is correcting our grammar mistakes
Maybe it was his way of letting you know before anyone else? Though, I suppose, even though he was trying to be sensitive about the subject, he failed a bit.
wow do you really think anyone cares about your more-than-two-line comments?
Lucidium, you must care enough to tell me no one cares. Also, I don't really care if people care about my comments. I mean it's nice if they do, but I'm not going to complain if they don't.
Hang on, Lucidium, can you actually count? That comment was only two lines, not more. Even in sentences, it's still only two. Oh, yeah, iPod apps... Silly me. That's what you get for reading things on a smaller screen. :P
Cinn, I'm assuming you're on your computer?Well on the iPod app your comment is more then 2 lines.
Erika - Thanks. Illmatic - Yeah, I realised that after I wrote the comment. So I corrected it. Schitz - I feel I'm missing out on this, computer screens allow all the comments in question to be one/two lines.
Aye. All the lines I see are one/two lines.
you r u so annoying WTF does cinn even mean can't interpret noisy nuggets
cinn is the only commenter on this site who is consistently respectful and nice to everyone. if you're going to give someone a hard time, do it to someone who is an asshole and deserves it. being mean to cinn will most likely result in you getting your ass served back to you on a platter. - that is all...
lmfaoo i agree wit ^ ur 6 line responses are annoying and u seem so into it..
UsmcDevilDogs - If I'm honest, I'm not even sure what the last part of your sentence refers to. What does it matter what Cinn means? It's an internet alias, it's just a name. Ohsuzykuew - Thank you. I am starting to think it might be time for me to get out my old boots and restart my mission against trolls, but there's a time difference that hampers the effort, not to mention it's a waste of time as they can't be reasoned with. Fun though. :) balldeep & sonnet - If your comments were directed at me, I shall redirect you to my original reply to Lucidium, post #38.
Tell him he can date her when he's good enough for her.
Double rainbow for your picture!!
It's so intense.
agreed!
Meh you should always try to be the hottest of all your friends.. then you won't have that problem :)
hang out with ugly people? then they'll date your friends for their personality there's no winning
65, a man can't have sex with a personality.
tell ur friend to say no!
I hope your best friend has the decency to turn him down. And while he's down, kick him. >:)
Why should it be the decent thing for the friend to turn him down? The OP and her boyfriend broke up. So long as the best friend didn't purposefully try to ruin their relationship, I don't see the problem. Especially if she genuinely likes the guy.
Sorry, I can't reply as quickly as I want to. It's hard to do so when I'm constantly looking over my shoulder. :S Yup, where you are coming from is understandable. I'm assuming you would prefer your best friend to be happy, even if it's with your ex? If OP can manage to accept the genuine feelings of her ex-boyfriend and best friend, then I agree with you. However, if that's not the case, and it's one-sided, then I stand by my words. :)
Yes, I'm talking about it being acceptable if the ex and friend are decent about it and have genuine feelings for each other. Obviously dating your best friend's ex for other sakes (such as just for having a partner) isn't on.
in the nuts! BOOM NUTSHOT.
cinn- wouldn't that be taking their sloppy seconds? think of it this way: Would you want to have sex with a guy, after your bestfriend had had sex with him? probably not unless you're in a porno. I hope this explains it better. dating your friends ex, unless it been a VERY long time, is pretty pathetic and gross.
81, no. Just no. So my friend can't date my ex girlfriend? That makes no sense. If they both like each other then I say they get together. You shouldn't miss out on someone you like because of your friends disapproval. Also, not every couple has sex. So don't assume. There's also a thing called a shower. Get over yourself. You're an idiot for not permitting people to be happy with whomever they desire.
I concur! BUT if I just broke up with my girl and my best friend asks my girl out...I would be like "wtf...". Its cool and everything, but tell me beforehand. Its not like the moment the relationship ends, all the feelings are gone. And plus, who trusts anyone 100%?? Haha
SmallTownCutie - Maybe it's because I've never been in this situation, but I don't see the problem, so long as people are decent about it. I mean, if you're going to think about it your way, unless you know you're dating a virgin, they're all going to have had sex before, just because it happens to have been with your friend shouldn't matter (why would you be trying to imagine your friend having sex anyway?), and as 'Gore said, they will probably have showered since then. My point was that so long as you weren't hooking up with a friends ex to be spiteful or insensitive, then I don't see why it should be such a big problem. Not everyone can help their feelings, and if they have genuine feelings for each other, why stop them just because your relationship fell through? I do also think that laughing_atyou had a good point, that asking or telling beforehand is a nice thing to do. So long as it's in a nice way and not to be spiteful. And the OP might be onto something that a couple of days might be a bit soon, I never meant to question that.
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OP throws her hands up in the air sometimes, singing AAAAYO, my boyfriend's a MAAAN HO
I hope your best friend has the decency to turn him down. And while he's down, kick him. >:)