Miscellaneous: Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles... - FML

By footfood - 27/06/2011 14:56 - Slovenia

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Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

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By caitplaysguitar - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet, and then fling it at me. FML

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By feckingnasty - 26/01/2018 19:00

Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML

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By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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We all do it. Don't we?

By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 07:30 - United States

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Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

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Smells like victory

By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML

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By FootFlakes - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend once again that the dry skin she picks off her feet belong in the trash, not on our coffee table. FML

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By ScottyB - 22/12/2014 08:05 - United States - Peabody

Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML

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Yeet the feet

By SalonGirl - 10/03/2009 11:55 - United States

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

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By bloom - 17/12/2008 04:10 - France

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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Badshah29 6

Monday 27 June 2011 19:03

canibalism

jutyjaty 9

Monday 27 June 2011 19:03

dude. new girl

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DReamBig24 0

Monday 27 June 2011 21:12

that's....really....gross...

Amburito 0

Monday 27 June 2011 21:13

She's a keeper.

cajekraze 7

Monday 27 June 2011 21:15

better than eating live skin off your feet, just sayin

EZ2XLR8 7

Monday 27 June 2011 21:23

Well... you chose to date her. YDI. I can guarantee that if you ever marry her, you'll learn wayyy more about her than when you were just dating. It's always true when you first get married, no matter how long you dated for or lived with each other prior to marriage.

sheethapins 13

Monday 27 June 2011 21:24

Open mouth, insert foot.

texasgirl23 0

Monday 27 June 2011 21:25

that is disgusting I would never kiss her again!!

cheer_coach 0

Monday 27 June 2011 21:25

that's repulsive.

Cryingraven 1

Monday 27 June 2011 21:27

you okay there? haha....

lobum 12

Monday 27 June 2011 21:28

what... the... ****...

sicwitit 0

Monday 27 June 2011 21:28

I want to hear it. it's funny. if u think it's annoying. fucken leave

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