By hoolagirl4422 - 20/09/2013 11:23 - Hong Kong - Kennedy Town

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML
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You should have followed that up with the statement "unless you aren't man enough to make that happen". Would have loved to see his face then.

Well you've already made it obvious. Might as well go for gold at that point.

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Pot, meet kettle.

There should be a way to give a thumbs up to the FML staff. Alan's comment is great.

Alan. Do you have a hangover?

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The FML staff's comments should be immune to downvoting and flagging...

I agree with #24! Any chance of fixing this, Alan?

um im smarter then u al!!!

I really hope you're just trolling now because your comments are the epitome of stupidity.

...who's Al?

You should have followed that up with the statement "unless you aren't man enough to make that happen". Would have loved to see his face then.

If I was OP I would have followed that up with "and I ain't no holla back girl", winked, and walked away. Well, that's at least what I do when I get flustered by a cute girl. It works every time, they never call me back!

He will think she's a crazy stalker. They haven't even been on a date and she's asking him to marry her.

Or she's exposing that she's his long lost sister. Duh.

best ever first comment. you guys are so wit :)

Reminds me of true pick up line " how r the kids? Oh wait, that's the future" . Or something similar anyways

That would just annoy me. Instant rejection.

Well you've already made it obvious. Might as well go for gold at that point.

That's when you just look in his eyes with a creepy smile until he walks away. Maybe even drool a little, that's optional though.

That's terrible advice. I find that following them home, leaving anonymous letters in their mailbox, and looking into their house from the bushes works better. I know my crush's daily routine. Everything from the time he gets up to what he like to eat for breakfast. Do the same and he will be so surprised to find out that you know so much about him that he has no choice but to love you, OP.

Amateurs... What you really do is handcuff yourself to them.

12, perfect idea. I'll be sure to take notes. That way OP and her crush can truly become one and he will see that they were made for each other.

Soon enough you'll be able to introduce him to your collection of his hair you've been dutifully categorizing over the years, labeled with the exact date, time, and what he was doing each event you collected a hair sample. Just make sure you're excitedly anticipating him popping the question right after!

You only collect their hair.... Damn I guess the nail clippings a collected is just to much.... It makes me look like a stalker doesn't it?

Ok, I am officially terrified with this thread. Enough internet for tonight.

I'm sure she was already drooling. ahem!

what is really the FML is you can't talk to a cute guy without acting like a flounder

New way of flirting maybe?

Well at least he knows you like him now ;p

Cross your fingers and hope he thinks you're cute when you're flustered!

whoa my friends name is Megan Thomas.. That's kinda wierd

Lol yep indeed

#15, so if she bumps into that same cute guy, she can use the smooth line, "If we got married, I wouldn't have to change my name!" That'll work.

Your picture goes great with your comment.

Then why is your name clumsycarolyn meagan?

#15, yeah, it is. You'd better tell your friend some girl on FML was trying to hit on her husband!

It's weird because Megan and Thomas aren't common names, am I right? ._.

Try reading the comment again #71...

I actually found this FML very cute.cute guys make u feel helpless,you just think straight and you end up saying silly stuff

Cant think straight*

totes coot omg. i luv wen boiz tel meh am prity 2. maekz mai lyfe.

^ Dear lord help us all.

#68, I believe #66 is just taking the piss, seeing as he is 29 years old and all