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  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

If I was OP I would have followed that up with "and I ain't no holla back girl", winked, and walked away. Well, that's at least what I do when I get flustered by a cute girl. It works every time, they never call me back!

  DrownedMyFish  |  18

That's terrible advice. I find that following them home, leaving anonymous letters in their mailbox, and looking into their house from the bushes works better. I know my crush's daily routine. Everything from the time he gets up to what he like to eat for breakfast.

Do the same and he will be so surprised to find out that you know so much about him that he has no choice but to love you, OP.

  starile  |  19

Soon enough you'll be able to introduce him to your collection of his hair you've been dutifully categorizing over the years, labeled with the exact date, time, and what he was doing each event you collected a hair sample. Just make sure you're excitedly anticipating him popping the question right after!

  perdix  |  29

#15, so if she bumps into that same cute guy, she can use the smooth line, "If we got married, I wouldn't have to change my name!" That'll work.