By hoolagirl4422 - 20/09/2013 11:23 - Hong Kong - Kennedy Town
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You should have followed that up with the statement "unless you aren't man enough to make that happen". Would have loved to see his face then.
That's when you just look in his eyes with a creepy smile until he walks away. Maybe even drool a little, that's optional though.
That's terrible advice. I find that following them home, leaving anonymous letters in their mailbox, and looking into their house from the bushes works better. I know my crush's daily routine. Everything from the time he gets up to what he like to eat for breakfast. Do the same and he will be so surprised to find out that you know so much about him that he has no choice but to love you, OP.
Soon enough you'll be able to introduce him to your collection of his hair you've been dutifully categorizing over the years, labeled with the exact date, time, and what he was doing each event you collected a hair sample. Just make sure you're excitedly anticipating him popping the question right after!
I actually found this FML very cute.cute guys make u feel helpless,you just think straight and you end up saying silly stuff