Miscellaneous: Today, I went to visit my overly-posh mother for the first time...

By wat - 20/09/2013 05:52 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, I went to visit my overly-posh mother for the first time in many years. Upon arrival, she kicked me out because my outfit did not follow the same color-scheme as her decor. FML

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Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML

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Friday 20 September 2013 15:46

Your mum needs to get over herself.

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Friday 20 September 2013 15:46

And that's why you don't visit her again

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Cosmica 11

Sunday 20 August 2017 10:17

I wonder if her name is Mrs bucket

T1A2Z3 34

Wednesday 21 February 2018 5:01

Damn. Rude! Why on Earth didn't you ask her about the decore so you could coordinate!!!

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