Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML
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Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML
Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get sized. I put the card that says my size in my pocket, then went to the movies with my boyfriend. When the person at the counter asked me to hand them my ticket, I reached into my pocket and handed it to them. It wasn't the ticket. It was my bra size. FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I went to an underwear shop. An employee suggested me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML
Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML
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CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
That sucks. But it's what you were given.
BananaPancakesJJ 0
@266. Look, I love boobs just as much as the next straight guy, but a boob job? Really? It really sucks to see women suggest such things to other women. You ladies always complain about how men are such dogs and how they only want you for your looks. I honestly can't even find the right words to say, except OP is ******* gorgeous, and so is every other woman. I honestly think OP should care more about who she really is, than her boobs. Then again, that is just my opinion.
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ben1020 6
??????
Angel1000168 16
Look at it this way. Men might not be staring at you now but when all those C+ cup people get older, their boobs will sag whereas yours will be happy and pert all the time. And you have a wider range of clothes. You can wear halter tops and not look skanky. 32AA isn't the worst thing trust me.
AHS79 0
little perky boobs are amazing(and perfect to suck on)
ShakesBeer 0
why bother with a bra at all then?
Jules9489 2
I feel your pain hahaha
GLOCKMAMA 0
OK I am confused on this 1. She's upset cuz there r 2 AA's? I'm a DD & 2 D's is bigger than 1 D so wouldn't that mean she has slightly bigger boobs?
X_o_X_ocutie 0
if u are over 13 then u have pathetic boobs I'm 13 and wear 32B
CatTTy 10
Could just do without a bra.
iAfri 0
There are enough men out there that find small boobs sexier than large I myeself am One of them ... I do not like Large boobs at all. But more importantly ... It's not all about boobs ... if a guy's reason no to like you because of your boobs, then you do not want to be with that kind of guy anyway!
Hannita_T 0
Because clearly, the letters attached to them changes the size of your boobs. What the heck? Btw - are you sure 32 is the right back size? A lot of women wear their bras one or several back sizes too big. You might actually be a 30A or even a 28B (yes, I know adult women wearing 28 and they're not anorexic or sick). Just saying. And no, I wouldn't trust Victoria's Secret.