By theshameofit - 01/02/2011 17:42 - Cyprus

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Today, at a restaurant, I ordered the best chocolate soufflé on the menu, which was called "Double Satisfaction". The waiter asked me what would I like to order. The words that came out of my mouth were "Double Orgasm". FML
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Doortje 29

So, what did he serve you? His **** on a plate?

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DocBastard 38

Cum on, I refuse to believe that you suck so much that something like this spewed out of your mouth. If it did, that truly blows. If not, it's definitely a load of horseshit, your head isn't screwed on right, and you should get in your Hummer and go down the street to the spa for a facial.

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pimplayer 0

remember too wear a Jimmy !!

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eman1127 0

Did you leave a sticky tip?

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z620 0

" the best chocolate soufflé on the menu..." So they sell another one that's mediocre at best?

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lilmissamazin 0

z620- omg I <3 ur pic I thought I was the only one to notice the producers name!!!!! lol sry just had to put tht out there. carry on.

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MrLibya 2

Its alright to have a ****** from sweet sweet chocolate

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Doortje 29

So, what did he serve you? His **** on a plate?

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UpsidedownKayak 9

What he brought was tongue placed in contact with, what I hope was, shaved beaver and served on a silver plater. It's their creme de la creme desert and is so good they can't put it on the menu. Bon appetit, OP.

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

On my menu, there's beaver, vagtibles, tacos, tossed salad, and of course, pie.

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Exidous 4

i hate when people dont get puns... -_-...

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5t3ff1k4h 44

She should have doubled the M. I hate it when people don't know how to spell.

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Michaelkg 0

Cunning isn't a real word anyway so don't get pissed becuz someone spelled a fake word wrong

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Well actually, I've seen it used as a real word. And, "fake words" still need to be spelled correctly. You're referring to slang; "gonna" is a slang word and there is only one correct way to spell that.

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Moo_Horse 0

omfg i laughed so much cuz of this

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QueenPeppermint 7

I would love some "Double Satisfaction" right now. Did he give it to you? ;)

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newjerseyguy 0

if he didnt i will

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DocBastard 38

Cum on, I refuse to believe that you suck so much that something like this spewed out of your mouth. If it did, that truly blows. If not, it's definitely a load of horseshit, your head isn't screwed on right, and you should get in your Hummer and go down the street to the spa for a facial.

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stingray626 0

overdone totally killed it

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

I don't mean to be anal, but the spa isn't worth the bang for your buck. I don't get why people go there, it's ******* insane. When I went to the spa and asked for a sensual massage, it wasn't that arousing; it might be my thigh boner something. When I asked for a facial, they gave me cu-cum-bers and some white cream and then told me to go screw myself. I was really raging when I asked the staff how much I wanted that golden shower-head they had but they gave me the finger. I tried to compliment that they were big, beautiful women (even though they're teens) and that they should toss a salad, eat a little more vag-tibles and tacos. I then had to leave because my **** was hanging outside of his cage.

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zzzBOLTzzz 1

I can bet that would be way more satisfying than the souffle. :p

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nerdsgetmehot 22

That must be an amazing souffle. This reminds me of a weird fear I have-- whenever I'm ordering something with peanut sauce, I always get really nervous that I'll accidentally say "penis sauce." Seriously.

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SulfurPlague 0

Peanut sauce? Isn't that called "peanut butter"?

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auzzrage 1

well I'm sure the waitor would love to make u some penis sauce

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#75 No, idiot. Peanut sauce is commonly used in Thai food. It isn't peanut butter.

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CoolStoryyBro 0

How is someone an idiot for not knowing something? I was wondering the same thing. Its not like they were being rude at all, they just asked a question. Now you look like a jackass for calling someone an idiot when they didn't know better. I suppose, anyone who isn't as smart as you, is an idiot? Such as, an infant or toddler? Unless your taught, you never know. And just remember, even Einstein asked questions.

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docscientist 9

Double ****** all the way! What does this mean?!

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McGherkin 0

I believe it is similar to a Double Rainbow.

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123zc1 3

I think it's becoming a triple ******!

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shadowtrooper 0

I ****** double rainbow for the win

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