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By theshameofit - / Tuesday 1 February 2011 17:42 / Cyprus
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By  DocBastard  |  38

Cum on, I refuse to believe that you suck so much that something like this spewed out of your mouth. If it did, that truly blows. If not, it's definitely a load of horseshit, your head isn't screwed on right, and you should get in your Hummer and go down the street to the spa for a facial.

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What he brought was tongue placed in contact with, what I hope was, shaved beaver and served on a silver plater. It's their creme de la creme desert and is so good they can't put it on the menu. Bon appetit, OP.

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  43

Well actually, I've seen it used as a real word. And, "fake words" still need to be spelled correctly. You're referring to slang; "gonna" is a slang word and there is only one correct way to spell that.

By  DocBastard  |  38

Cum on, I refuse to believe that you suck so much that something like this spewed out of your mouth. If it did, that truly blows. If not, it's definitely a load of horseshit, your head isn't screwed on right, and you should get in your Hummer and go down the street to the spa for a facial.

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I don't mean to be anal, but the spa isn't worth the bang for your buck. I don't get why people go there, it's fucking insane. When I went to the spa and asked for a sensual massage, it wasn't that arousing; it might be my thigh boner something. When I asked for a facial, they gave me cu-cum-bers and some white cream and then told me to go screw myself. I was really raging when I asked the staff how much I wanted that golden shower-head they had but they gave me the finger. I tried to compliment that they were big, beautiful women (even though they're teens) and that they should toss a salad, eat a little more vag-tibles and tacos. I then had to leave because my cock was hanging outside of his cage.

By  nerdsgetmehot  |  22

That must be an amazing souffle. This reminds me of a weird fear I have-- whenever I'm ordering something with peanut sauce, I always get really nervous that I'll accidentally say "penis sauce." Seriously.

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  CoolStoryyBro  |  0

How is someone an idiot for not knowing something? I was wondering the same thing. Its not like they were being rude at all, they just asked a question. Now you look like a jackass for calling someone an idiot when they didn't know better. I suppose, anyone who isn't as smart as you, is an idiot? Such as, an infant or toddler? Unless your taught, you never know. And just remember, even Einstein asked questions.