Today, at a restaurant, I ordered the best chocolate soufflé on the menu, which was called "Double Satisfaction". The waiter asked me what would I like to order. The words that came out of my mouth were "Double Orgasm". FML
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Doortje
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So, what did he serve you? His cock on a plate?
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DocBastard
| 38
Cum on, I refuse to believe that you suck so much that something like this spewed out of your mouth. If it did, that truly blows. If not, it's definitely a load of horseshit, your head isn't screwed on right, and you should get in your Hummer and go down the street to the spa for a facial.
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luciaaaaaaaaaaaa
| 5
Well, I blow. It's as simple as that, guys.
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JCHammer
| 5
Nice
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pimplayer
| 0
remember too wear a Jimmy !!
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eman1127
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Did you leave a sticky tip?
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z620
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" the best chocolate soufflé on the menu..." So they sell another one that's mediocre at best?
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lilmissamazin
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z620- omg I <3 ur pic I thought I was the only one to notice the producers name!!!!! lol sry just had to put tht out there. carry on.
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MrLibya
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Its alright to have a orgasm from sweet sweet chocolate
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chimpsndip
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Did you get one?
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lbeer
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only when I go there
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Alexxcunningham
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win
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sheribb
| 5
hmm I guess we know what was on your mind when you saw him
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Doortje
| 29
So, what did he serve you? His cock on a plate?
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InBetweenDreams
| 0
Ahaha.... this made me laugh so hard. :P
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UpsidedownKayak
| 9
What he brought was tongue placed in contact with, what I hope was, shaved beaver and served on a silver plater. It's their creme de la creme desert and is so good they can't put it on the menu. Bon appetit, OP.
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allmidnighteyes
| 10
Nah, dick in a box.
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DoubleEdgedBlade
| 4
On my menu, there's beaver, vagtibles, tacos, tossed salad, and of course, pie.
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Trueeeee
| 0
lol
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gamerhead
| 3
Sounds yummy
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princess_patches
| 2
hahaha cuming right up :P
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ilovecanada_fml
| 0
^^^win.
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hippyj12
| 0
If only she knew how to spell.
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Exidous
| 4
i hate when people dont get puns... -_-...
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Alexxcunningham
| 0
same here ^^
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5t3ff1k4h
| 44
She should have doubled the M. I hate it when people don't know how to spell.
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rayraytheblaxica
| 0
lol!!
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Michaelkg
| 0
Cunning isn't a real word anyway so don't get pissed becuz someone spelled a fake word wrong
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Michaelkg
| 0
Woooooow cumming*
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5t3ff1k4h
| 44
Well actually, I've seen it used as a real word. And, "fake words" still need to be spelled correctly. You're referring to slang; "gonna" is a slang word and there is only one correct way to spell that.
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Moo_Horse
| 0
omfg i laughed so much cuz of this
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QueenPeppermint
| 7
I would love some "Double Satisfaction" right now. Did he give it to you? ;)
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newjerseyguy
| 0
if he didnt i will
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DocBastard
| 38
Cum on, I refuse to believe that you suck so much that something like this spewed out of your mouth. If it did, that truly blows. If not, it's definitely a load of horseshit, your head isn't screwed on right, and you should get in your Hummer and go down the street to the spa for a facial.
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samb222
| 3
^This is just spewing Win.
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thecoolestwd40
| 2
amazing.
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vettle
| 6
nah, it's a little overkill.
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stingray626
| 0
overdone totally killed it
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DoubleEdgedBlade
| 4
I don't mean to be anal, but the spa isn't worth the bang for your buck. I don't get why people go there, it's fucking insane. When I went to the spa and asked for a sensual massage, it wasn't that arousing; it might be my thigh boner something. When I asked for a facial, they gave me cu-cum-bers and some white cream and then told me to go screw myself. I was really raging when I asked the staff how much I wanted that golden shower-head they had but they gave me the finger. I tried to compliment that they were big, beautiful women (even though they're teens) and that they should toss a salad, eat a little more vag-tibles and tacos. I then had to leave because my cock was hanging outside of his cage.
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Moo_Horse
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lol
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zzzBOLTzzz
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I can bet that would be way more satisfying than the souffle. :p
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nerdsgetmehot
| 22
That must be an amazing souffle. This reminds me of a weird fear I have-- whenever I'm ordering something with peanut sauce, I always get really nervous that I'll accidentally say "penis sauce." Seriously.
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SulfurPlague
| 0
Peanut sauce? Isn't that called "peanut butter"?
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auzzrage
| 1
well I'm sure the waitor would love to make u some penis sauce
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nerdsgetmehot
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#75 No, idiot. Peanut sauce is commonly used in Thai food. It isn't peanut butter.
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CoolStoryyBro
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How is someone an idiot for not knowing something? I was wondering the same thing. Its not like they were being rude at all, they just asked a question. Now you look like a jackass for calling someone an idiot when they didn't know better. I suppose, anyone who isn't as smart as you, is an idiot? Such as, an infant or toddler? Unless your taught, you never know. And just remember, even Einstein asked questions.
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docscientist
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Double orgasm all the way! What does this mean?!
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McGherkin
| 0
I believe it is similar to a Double Rainbow.
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123zc1
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I think it's becoming a triple orgasm!
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marsbar14
| 0
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
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shadowtrooper
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I fuckin double rainbow for the win
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disneydork96
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18 that made me laugh so hard! good one.