Nice

remember too wear a Jimmy !!

Did you leave a sticky tip?

" the best chocolate soufflé on the menu..." So they sell another one that's mediocre at best?

z620- omg I <3 ur pic I thought I was the only one to notice the producers name!!!!! lol sry just had to put tht out there. carry on.

Its alright to have a orgasm from sweet sweet chocolate

only when I go there

win

hmm I guess we know what was on your mind when you saw him

Ahaha.... this made me laugh so hard. :P

What he brought was tongue placed in contact with, what I hope was, shaved beaver and served on a silver plater. It's their creme de la creme desert and is so good they can't put it on the menu. Bon appetit, OP.

Nah, dick in a box.

On my menu, there's beaver, vagtibles, tacos, tossed salad, and of course, pie.

lol

^^^win.

If only she knew how to spell.

i hate when people dont get puns... -_-...

same here ^^

She should have doubled the M. I hate it when people don't know how to spell.

lol!!

Cunning isn't a real word anyway so don't get pissed becuz someone spelled a fake word wrong

Woooooow cumming*

Well actually, I've seen it used as a real word. And, "fake words" still need to be spelled correctly. You're referring to slang; "gonna" is a slang word and there is only one correct way to spell that.

omfg i laughed so much cuz of this

if he didnt i will

^This is just spewing Win.

amazing.

nah, it's a little overkill.

overdone totally killed it

I don't mean to be anal, but the spa isn't worth the bang for your buck. I don't get why people go there, it's fucking insane. When I went to the spa and asked for a sensual massage, it wasn't that arousing; it might be my thigh boner something. When I asked for a facial, they gave me cu-cum-bers and some white cream and then told me to go screw myself. I was really raging when I asked the staff how much I wanted that golden shower-head they had but they gave me the finger. I tried to compliment that they were big, beautiful women (even though they're teens) and that they should toss a salad, eat a little more vag-tibles and tacos. I then had to leave because my cock was hanging outside of his cage.

lol

Peanut sauce? Isn't that called "peanut butter"?

well I'm sure the waitor would love to make u some penis sauce

#75 No, idiot. Peanut sauce is commonly used in Thai food. It isn't peanut butter.

How is someone an idiot for not knowing something? I was wondering the same thing. Its not like they were being rude at all, they just asked a question. Now you look like a jackass for calling someone an idiot when they didn't know better. I suppose, anyone who isn't as smart as you, is an idiot? Such as, an infant or toddler? Unless your taught, you never know. And just remember, even Einstein asked questions.

I believe it is similar to a Double Rainbow.

I think it's becoming a triple orgasm!

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!

I fuckin double rainbow for the win

18 that made me laugh so hard! good one.