Kids and School: Today, my child's kindergarten teacher told me that my child...

By Anonymous - 27/04/2018 20:30

Today, my child's kindergarten teacher told me that my child said, "My mom drinks wine and lays down." I don't drink alcohol, although at times I drink juice in a wine glass. I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm an alcoholic. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Friday 27 April 2018 21:33

“Juice” in a wine glass? Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.

sunshine1421 14

Friday 27 April 2018 21:11

kids... mama needs a cocktail

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Christopher Martin 12

Friday 27 April 2018 20:41

Next thing you know she’ll think you smoke when you have a lollipop in your mouth

sunshine1421 14

Friday 27 April 2018 21:11

kids... mama needs a cocktail

RichardPencil 30

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Friday 27 April 2018 21:33

“Juice” in a wine glass? Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.

Ellimac21 14

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Friday 27 April 2018 21:53

Well, wine is fermented grape juice ;)

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Friday 27 April 2018 22:55

Maybe you go to an JA meeting: Juicer Anonymous

thatslifeiguess7 16

Saturday 28 April 2018 1:22

Why in a wine glass? do they at least have funny sayings

Zeatha Mistron 7

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Saturday 28 April 2018 9:36

Juice in a wine glass? Sure.

aruden 25

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Saturday 28 April 2018 10:04

You're just an impatient wino you need to let the "juice" sit longer before putting it in the wine glass.

Tarlachia 33

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Saturday 28 April 2018 15:43

Times like this when one might say your child drives you to drink.

Huldan MeGroyn 13

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Monday 30 April 2018 19:50

Grape "juice"

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