Today, my child's kindergarten teacher told me that my child said, "My mom drinks wine and lays down." I don't drink alcohol, although at times I drink juice in a wine glass. I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm an alcoholic. FML
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Christopher Martin
| 12
Next thing you know she’ll think you smoke when you have a lollipop in your mouth
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sunshine1421
| 14
kids... mama needs a cocktail
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RichardPencil
| 27
“Juice” in a wine glass?
Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.
Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.
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Ellimac21
| 9
Well, wine is fermented grape juice ;)
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CrazyTrainWreck
| 19
Maybe you go to an JA meeting: Juicer Anonymous
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thatslifeiguess7
| 15
Why in a wine glass? do they at least have funny sayings
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Zeatha Mistron
| 7
Juice in a wine glass? Sure.
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aruden
| 25
You're just an impatient wino you need to let the "juice" sit longer before putting it in the wine glass.
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Tarlachia
| 33
Times like this when one might say your child drives you to drink.
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Huldan MeGroyn
| 10
Grape "juice"
Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.