By Anonymous - 27/04/2018 20:30

Today, my child's kindergarten teacher told me that my child said, "My mom drinks wine and lays down." I don't drink alcohol, although at times I drink juice in a wine glass. I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm an alcoholic. FML
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“Juice” in a wine glass? Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.

kids... mama needs a cocktail

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Christopher Martin 12

Next thing you know she’ll think you smoke when you have a lollipop in your mouth

kids... mama needs a cocktail

“Juice” in a wine glass? Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.

Well, wine is fermented grape juice ;)

Maybe you go to an JA meeting: Juicer Anonymous

Why in a wine glass? do they at least have funny sayings

Juice in a wine glass? Sure.

You're just an impatient wino you need to let the "juice" sit longer before putting it in the wine glass.

Times like this when one might say your child drives you to drink.