FML : Today, my child's kindergarten teacher told me that my child said, "My mom drinks wine and lays down." I don't drink alcohol, although at times I drink...

Today, my child's kindergarten teacher told me that my child said, "My mom drinks wine and lays down." I don't drink alcohol, although at times I drink juice in a wine glass. I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm an alcoholic. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 April 2018 20:30 /

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7628090 - Friday 27 April 2018 21:33

“Juice” in a wine glass?

Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.

By sunshine1421 | 14

#7628085 - Friday 27 April 2018 21:11

kids... mama needs a cocktail

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By Christopher Martin | 12

#7628073 - Friday 27 April 2018 20:41

Next thing you know she’ll think you smoke when you have a lollipop in your mouth

By sunshine1421 | 14

#7628085 - Friday 27 April 2018 21:11

kids... mama needs a cocktail

By RichardPencil | 25

#7628090 - Friday 27 April 2018 21:33

“Juice” in a wine glass?

Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.

By Ellimac21 | 5

#7628100 - Friday 27 April 2018 21:53

Well, wine is fermented grape juice ;)

By CrazyTrainWreck | 19

#7628124 - Friday 27 April 2018 22:55

Maybe you go to an JA meeting: Juicer Anonymous

By thatslifeiguess7 | 15

#7628162 - Saturday 28 April 2018 1:22

Why in a wine glass? do they at least have funny sayings

By Zeatha Mistron | 7

#7628226 - Saturday 28 April 2018 9:36

Juice in a wine glass? Sure.

By aruden | 25

#7628231 - Saturday 28 April 2018 10:04

You're just an impatient wino you need to let the "juice" sit longer before putting it in the wine glass.

By Tarlachia | 33

#7628326 - Saturday 28 April 2018 15:43

Times like this when one might say your child drives you to drink.

By Huldan MeGroyn | 8

#7628933 - Monday 30 April 2018 19:50

Grape "juice"

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