Work: Today, I went to the school I work at, to set up my new classroom....

By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I went to the school I work at, to set up my new classroom. I'm 5'1" and I was carrying a backpack full of fun educational posters. I also have a new boss. When we met for the first time he was yelling at me because "there were no students allowed in here yet." FML

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By Lily - 21/02/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML

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Today, it was a new co-worker's first day, and yet again management told them to use the room I always use, and I yet again had to relocate my stuff to accommodate the newbie. FML

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Friday 14 August 2009 9:36

haha that's something that could happen to me too! I recently got a free entrance somewhere because entrance was free for kids til 15 years old. I'm 24.

andybme 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:31

Oh wow, you're a teacher right? They should know these things.

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boysRdumb 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 8:27

That's great lol. I'm "5'0 and I'm always mistaken for a 12 year old. I feel your pain. Although, you can still take it as a compliment =]

rttr 18

Sunday 25 March 2012 19:07

So you're a lesbian, boysRdumb?

ShortyBBangin 0

Monday 17 August 2009 7:57

I feel your pain. Not only am I five feet, but sometimes I look like a little 15 year old girl as opposed to 22.

l33tm0nk3y 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 1:04

Lol, this amused me because my math teacher in high school was also short and was mistaken for a student a lot. He was a great teacher, though.

spillproof 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 9:53

haha. But how come you never met him? I know he is new but, come on

Jessaly_fml 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 5:53

HAHAHA if I had a teacher that short I would DIE. I could not take that seriously, but then again I'm a high school student. Actually, after reading l33tm0nk3y's comment I realized that I wouldn't give a shit if the teacher was awesome. Personality can affect a teacher so much, it's ridiculous.