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Today, it was my first day alone with the kids since my separation. Knowing how my ex is a health nut, I made a super healthy dinner for the kids. When she collected them afterwards, she said that if I had cooked like that when we were together, she wouldn’t have fucked Angus. Who the hell is Angus? FML
She sounds like a real winner.
Don't let her get in your head with that bullshit, she's just trying to get to you. Keep being a great dad and keep up the great work - a wonderful person will come into your life soon!
I mean, at least you're not together anymore?
The guy with the beef.