Today, I went to the pet store to get mice for my mom's snakes. While checking out, the guy working behind the register asked what kind of snakes I had. I told him they were my mom's and he mentioned this crazy woman that talks to her snakes. That's my mom. FML
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Today, somebody in a store was talking about a girl who had a snake, and while I was walking out the store, an old lady asked me if I was the girl with the snake. I said no, to which she replied, "Oh, because you look like someone who would." FML
Today, while working at the pet store, I had to feed the snakes. I'd thawed too many mice, so instead of wasting one, I fed it to our turtles. They decided to play tug of war with it, ripping it in half in front of several terrified children. FML
Today, I visited my grandma. Shortly after I arrived, she freaked out after finding a "snake" in her closet. It was a rubber snake that my brother must have put there yesterday as a prank. I picked it up and told her it was fake. She then yelled at me for playing such a disgusting prank on her. FML
Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML
Today, I got rear-ended on my way home from the pet store, causing my pet food to open up and go flying all over the floor of my car. My pet is a snake, and his food is live mice. FML
Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML
Today, my friendly neighbor asked me to check in on his apartment every few days while he's gone on vacation. You can imagine my horror when I walked in for the first time and found out he's a snake breeder. Twelve more days to go. FML
Today, I realized my mom was right. I should have listened to her and not gotten a pet alligator. FML
Today, I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I heard my neighbors say, "You do." I've never met my neighbors. FML
Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML
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Minstrels 0
Why is it so crazy to talk to your pet? As long as you don't expect them to talk back, I see no problem. And if anything, it's more like "**** your mom's life", yo. :P Edit: I'm so glad jiequals3 got first and wasn't a dumb bitch and shouted first. Thank you, good person. :]
TornadoChaser 0
Most people talk to their dogs, snakes aren't any different. I would remind him that it's probably not a good policy to bad mouth costumers to other costumers. What is he going to say about you to the next guy in line?
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Comments (89)
chococool223 0
i don't get it..he asked you what kind of snakes you had, and you said they were your moms snakes.
timmytimmeh 0
ofcourse it IS an FML... why's everyone whining? f your life if your mom is that crazy also number 53, by that sentence he meant "they're not mine so i wouldn't know what kind"
Rebii 0
I dislike you already, because you were buying helpless mice solely to murder. And don't give me that crap about "They were born to be eaten", because they're living creatures and they deserve a full life. What right do we have to pick what animals live or die? That is total bullshit.
HunterAlpha1 8
sounds like someone has a human inferiority complex. you do realize, don't you, that you snuff out the lives of billions of living organisms every day? not to mention all the ants, spiders, and other insects you crush to death horribly every time you take a step. so i guess the only way to stop the slaughter is for you to kill yourself.
blapimp182 0
Aww :( that sales guy sounds like a douche!
24788 6
lol, he was probably just making conversation.
W0nderbread 0
So ur mom is crazy get over it..plus this same OP has like 10 billion different FMLs.. lol theyre all true?
floresntadolecnt 0
"I was sitting in my tank today, and some kid came to get me for her crazy mom. Wonder what's gonna happen next... FML" **** that mouses' life, man. Horrible.
nautical 0
how tactful..
SmoothTalker 0
OMG #53...maybe his mom IS a snake!!! :-D
x3lessbastard 0
#9, snakes don't have prefrontal lobes, making them unable to form emotional responses.