Today, I went to the pet store to get mice for my mom's snakes. While checking out, the guy working behind the register asked what kind of snakes I had. I told him they were my mom's and he mentioned this crazy woman that talks to her snakes. That's my mom. FML
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Today, somebody in a store was talking about a girl who had a snake, and while I was walking out the store, an old lady asked me if I was the girl with the snake. I said no, to which she replied, "Oh, because you look like someone who would." FML
Today, while working at the pet store, I had to feed the snakes. I'd thawed too many mice, so instead of wasting one, I fed it to our turtles. They decided to play tug of war with it, ripping it in half in front of several terrified children. FML
Today, I visited my grandma. Shortly after I arrived, she freaked out after finding a "snake" in her closet. It was a rubber snake that my brother must have put there yesterday as a prank. I picked it up and told her it was fake. She then yelled at me for playing such a disgusting prank on her. FML
Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML
Today, I got rear-ended on my way home from the pet store, causing my pet food to open up and go flying all over the floor of my car. My pet is a snake, and his food is live mice. FML
Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML
Today, my friendly neighbor asked me to check in on his apartment every few days while he's gone on vacation. You can imagine my horror when I walked in for the first time and found out he's a snake breeder. Twelve more days to go. FML
Today, I realized my mom was right. I should have listened to her and not gotten a pet alligator. FML
Today, I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I heard my neighbors say, "You do." I've never met my neighbors. FML
Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML
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Minstrels 0
Why is it so crazy to talk to your pet? As long as you don't expect them to talk back, I see no problem. And if anything, it's more like "**** your mom's life", yo. :P Edit: I'm so glad jiequals3 got first and wasn't a dumb bitch and shouted first. Thank you, good person. :]
TornadoChaser 0
Most people talk to their dogs, snakes aren't any different. I would remind him that it's probably not a good policy to bad mouth costumers to other costumers. What is he going to say about you to the next guy in line?
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Comments (89)
sportyfreaK15 0
wooo wait ur MOM has SNAKES ?? wooow my mom would kill me haha
dennis96411 12
You buy pet mice for a snake to eat?
Bobby64 29
That was my first reaction... That seems kinda sick. :/ I mean, can't snakes in captivity eat other stuff?
mrosew442 10
they can eat other stuff, all animals can, but if you ever have to let them go I dout they'll find little cans of watered down processed meat product running around. best to keep their diet as natural as possible.
lifecereal 0
he works in a pet store. f his life
writergirl23 19
You shoulda yelled, "That's my mum you idiot!!" and ran out.
mrosew442 10
dose your mother happen to speak parstletounge? (I'm sorry, I'm a geek and I just had to!)
Vball6 19
Poor mice...
jessherself13 21
There's nothing wrong with talking to your pets. However, there is something wrong with bad mouthing a customer to another customer. **** your moms life.
TheReader0996 10
He obviously doesn't understand Parseltongue
mollypop35 28
Your mum's a parseltongue? Damn, no wonder the muggles think she's crazy...
fantasyworld 37
A lot of people talk to their pets. It's normal as long as you don't expect them to talk back.