Intimacy: Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my...

By JordanVilleneuve - 28/01/2011 03:35 - Canada

Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML

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Shorty_Shaza 5

Friday 28 January 2011 9:00

so how old were these girls?

sallen0046 4

Friday 28 January 2011 9:04

You're obviously not very observant. What kind of parent sits in front of their child and doesn't notice them, and then doesn't recognize their voice when sitting close enough to hear the entire conversation? If your daughter is young enough for this to be truly a 'life-******* situation' to you, you should be keeping better tabs on what she's doing in the first place.

Comments

maddie30000 4

Friday 28 January 2011 9:11

this experience seemed worse for your daughter than it was for you

littlechef22 0

Friday 28 January 2011 19:29

i can tell who the people who don't have kids are. the last thing you want to hear is that kind of thing. not to mention daughters and sex when comes to fathers is taboo.

maybaybe 0

Friday 28 January 2011 9:11

It's amazing you couldn't recognize your daughter's voice.

cowboyy_fml 0

Friday 28 January 2011 9:35

I know that's what I said

docscientist 9

Friday 28 January 2011 12:20

Who said her daughter was doing the talking?

Bekll 31

Friday 28 January 2011 12:30

OP is the father.

docscientist 9

Friday 28 January 2011 18:51

My mistake, but gender in this is sort of irrelevant. It's a parent, that's what matters.

gunman15 4

Friday 28 January 2011 9:11

no one needs to know that's what there kids been up too

soldier4life_88 0

Friday 28 January 2011 9:12

I do believe your little girl has grown up!! sorry but they all do eventually!!

gusgus36 5

Friday 28 January 2011 9:14

aaaaah :( that's not a fun way to find out! I guess really any way of finding out wouldn't be fun. well, since she is already having sex, it won't help at all to freak out and try to keep it from happening again.... try to get her to use protection and hopefully you won't find yourself starring in an episode of 16 & Pregnant.