Intimacy: Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my...

By JordanVilleneuve - 28/01/2011 03:35 - Canada

Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML

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By It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

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By Laura B. - 13/08/2022 22:00

Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML

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Shorty_Shaza 5

Friday 28 January 2011 9:00

so how old were these girls?

sallen0046 4

Friday 28 January 2011 9:04

You're obviously not very observant. What kind of parent sits in front of their child and doesn't notice them, and then doesn't recognize their voice when sitting close enough to hear the entire conversation? If your daughter is young enough for this to be truly a 'life-******* situation' to you, you should be keeping better tabs on what she's doing in the first place.

Comments

pinkdottedbow 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 0:56

If she's young enough to get this kind of reaction from her parent, then she has obviously not grown up yet.

jacob666 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:15

Wow dad wait to let the world no my sisters a ***** :/

ohmek 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:23

Oh really......you sat down to enjoy the coffee, eh? You were scoping out the milfs i bet lol.

jacob666 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:35

Dad why would you tell everyone D:

DVecc 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:40

congratulations your daughters a ***** just like most of the teenage girls in a country that isn't Asian. :D But seriously teenage girls suck -.- Twilight, Jersey Shore, Justin Bieber what hope is there for them?