Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
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alki_fml 5
I hope you're ashamed of yourself.
megabstr 0
Today, I finally got to watch a movie after 3 months in hospital. I didn't feel very well since the air conditioner was too strong, and suddenly some girls started throwing things at me for no reason. I had to go back to the hospital that night. FML
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gorgonzola_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I don't really think it's the OP's fault. It's obviously dark in a movie theatre and it's hard to determine whether someone has medical issues or is just a creeper. The OP and her friends were rude to throw popcorn, but it's not really their fault.
brittanyg93 0
shut up
Nyolia 11
Are you kidding me? I can see perfectly fine in a movie theatre, and know what everyone looks like. stop making excuses for them.
Skelanimal15 0
I disagree, it easy to see in the theater and if they just took a second to look and see a wheelchair then everything would b fine! Bt seriously they shouldnt throw popcorn those immature brats
Ray9889 8
Not their fault? So your saying throwing popcorn at someone for no logical reason is ok? Just by the genius assumptions they came up with?
rubberducky5609 3
I agree. In my Theaters it's pitch black. And yeah there was a reason she heart perverted panting noises behind her. Yeah, she probably should learn to think before she acts but it was a mistake.
tweetbaby14 18
There's never an excuse to throw things at someone for breathing but talking through the movie that's a different story... Bitches talking through spirit...
I_lost_the_game 25
Yes. It wasn't their fault that they threw the popcorn(!)
lolmonster34 0
Logical reason it coulda been some weirdo stalker breathing on them it isn't OP's fault
kjb1234 5
12- Are you kidding me? It was completely their fault That is ridiculous and very disrespectful
mcbootybutts 11
Not their fault? They could've just moved down a few rows and not say anything instead of being complete assholes.
MissCharlotte_fml 26
How can you not see in a movie theater? It could only be pitch black if there was no light, and obviously the movie lights up the whole room. Also, there are lights in the aisles so you dont trip while you are walking out. So they could have easily seen who was behind him. And if it bothered them that much, they didnt have to throw popcorn. They could have gotten off their lazy asses and moved. YDI for sure.
Paradox_1234 6
BS. They could see if they just turned around. Also, it's unacceptable to throw popcorn at someone in general. YDI
you_suck 0
#12 should have to give him a ******* too
musu_fml 0
#12 It is the OP's fault; there isn't ANY justifiable reason to be throwing popcorn at strangers. If there's a problem, you tell staff, or the police (if it's that severe). You don't throw things.
Sunbolt 0
at least it wasn't soda, he could of drowned
Jimboom 12
@ #10 Sure, personal ho's work as well if not better. Though if he is in a wheelchair and stuff then having them as his own personal hookers might finish him off... though as least he will go out with a smile on his face.
doLce_ 1
It's hard for me to not be rude on this YDI (no use in calling it an FML). It reminds me of when kids threw snowballs at our van, but they had obviously seen my dad get in on his wheel chair. You're kind of a bitch and I hate people like you. It's called common decency, and having the responsibility to think before you act.
KamronMk 11
I accept you. you make a good point
King_of_Kings_2 0
i am the King_of_Kings. im using my back up account because my real one got banned for 7 days. i still dont know what i did. always have a backup. this is why i am The King Of Kings!!
KingAwesome 0
Wow, that's terrible. Some old wheelchair-confined tube-breather interrupting your movie, and the hardest thing you have to throw at the decrepit cripple is popcorn kernels? You have my deepest sympathies, ma'am. If Mr. Thinks-He's-Christopher-Reeve tried to pull that audible breathing shit on me, I'd make it rain shurikens and grenades on his handicapped ass. Then I'd yell "All the rest of you had god damned better have your cell phones turned the **** off, got it?"
RaarTim 0
lol, shameful
King_of_Kings_2 0
harsh #18. thats very harsh. i hope fmylife moderates that comment.
KingAwesome 0
While you're at it, how about you ban King_of_Kings_2, seeing as how he just admitted to being a banned troll? Or are bans *supposed* to be this easy to circumvent?