This is why we can't have nice things.

By Anonymous - 29/09/2017 20:00

Today, my husband brought home a machete. In the process of showing me a trick he learned, he managed to slice a nice big hole in our brand new very expensive sectional. FML
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If I did something that stupid, my wife would use that machete on me

He needs lessons from Danny Trejo.

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If I did something that stupid, my wife would use that machete on me

He needs lessons from Danny Trejo.

Whatever did that poor couch do to your husband?

OP, I am sorry - You are married to an idiot.

Is your husband by any chance related to that guy who sliced his toe with a katana a few weeks ago?

azouwa 26

And... that's another reason why I'm single.

Don't see the problem here. Although I'm partial to nice holes, preferably not too big though..

I'm glad I learned responsible machete-handling at an early age

I hope for his sake that something went wrong with his machete trick. He could still be a lovable klutz. If he executed the trick as planned, he’d be an asshole.

Tell that Ninja-go!!!