Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML
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jennifer93 0
you shouldve started making out with him and then said "he's into incest, sorry ladies"
classickari 0
wow. that sucks. screw him
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Comments (356)
shawdiebad 1
- qirl that niqqa wouldd havee qot embarassed outt there !
BoxxedSanity 2
Guess he wanted some more pussy, what an ass. DUMP THE BASTARD.
joeybull 0
Time to say goodbye!
luki13 0
OP must play WoW because regardless of it's definition que'd makes me think of WoW. On another note, dump him and marry the guy from another fml that wants to play WoW over getting married, at least he doesn't want to pretend you aren't together for other women.(:
luki13 0
Also when I first read this I thought OP meant cooed but just typed the wrong word. "some girls cooed behind us and my bf invited them to see the movie with us." It made sense to me until I realized she just meant they got in line behind them. So now I am confused as to why op's boyfriend thought these girls would be interested in seeing a movie with them.
nogoodnelly 0
If you've been with him for two years, I'm willing to bet that this isn't the first sign he'd given you that he's a POS. YDI for being dumb enough to date him.
scottymbev 0
is he charlie sheen by any chance?
Aaaabeee 0
what a ********! u shud kick his balls infront of the girls!!
moshimoshi1993 8
Queef: An expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart. Queue: A line or sequence of people awaiting their turn to be attended to.
USMCSNIPER209 0
y would you still consider him your boyfriend? I would have left the person who did that to me it shows that they have no respect for you or your relationship