Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my sister, but they already knew each other from my sister's work. She's an exotic dancer. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML
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jennifer93 0
you shouldve started making out with him and then said "he's into incest, sorry ladies"
classickari 0
wow. that sucks. screw him
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Comments (356)
sexylicious 4
dump him!
columbian_kush 0
epic
AppleBaby 0
You should break up with him he should be freaking proud to even call you gf dump him.
udontknome 0
What an idiot. Is hi s name peter?? Cuz it's a cheaters name
FAYUL12345100 3
Go up to a group of guys and say "Hi, this is my big brother!". I think that will give him the message.
melquis 0
Well u should of invited some guys as well
DeadRob 13
kick his ass to the curb get a new better man :) not al guys r assholes atleast ive been told by many girls im not. i hate players thats y im not one, ur ex atleast he better be ur ex is an asshole player.
mattyb123 0
he was obvs joking sheesh
haha1494 0
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER... I failed..
gingerfied 0
And you're still with the dick why? Duh!!!