By Ohhh the pain - 28/04/2019 04:00

Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhoea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realise she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. 5 minutes later I shit and vomited myself. FML
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Sertorius 8
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Good thing you weren't having a serious medical episode (well, I assume, since you appear to still be alive). Someone who is having those sorts of symptoms should not be left alone. You can die from food poisoning (or many other conditions with similar symptoms...).

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colderthanyou 15

Wtf does their wealth have to do with anything? And you don’t know if they’re actually rich or not. I’d be pissed whether I was rich or poor if I was stuck in their situation.

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Sertorius 8
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Good thing you weren't having a serious medical episode (well, I assume, since you appear to still be alive). Someone who is having those sorts of symptoms should not be left alone. You can die from food poisoning (or many other conditions with similar symptoms...).

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donb23 23
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Got stuff coming out of both ends eh?

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logicalliv 9
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Well, at least if you're alone at the beach house, you can walk around naked while your clothing is in the wash. Maybe keep some clothes there in the future? Heck order some new ones from Amazon overnight, or have wal-mart deliver some to you. :)

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