Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML
Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML
Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML
Today, after getting off work from a horrible 16 hour shift, I went out to my truck. My windows were completely covered in window chalk, to the point that I couldn't leave. I had to spend the next hour and a half washing it all off while my manager laughed about it. FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML
Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I wanted to give my car a quick wash, to get the salt and road grime off. My girlfriend lodged herself up my ass and decided that we should deep-clean all four of our cars, then screamed at me when I didn't show enough enthusiasm. FML
Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML
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01100110 0
YDI, don't touch other people's cars.
KeithHarris 0
You could always tell him the car told you to do it.
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Comments (88)
freddie_fml 0
Another lesson in why we don't touch other people's things. You should have learned that before you were 5.
Devin_Duke 0
#11 and # 13 don't be such a "preacher" . We all know this is funny, and I admit I've tried it a few times myself. Only a person over the age of 50, or a person who is extremely boring, would not see the humor in doing this. Lighten up,
gummibehrs 4
Really, you think it's funny to mess with other people's cars? What are you, five years old? Grow up.
QueenPersephone 9
'Grow up'? I love how torn up people are getting over this. It's a joke people, try and enjoy life a little.
missbadluk 0
I didn't see 11 or 13 getting "torn up" over anything. Just simply stating that's what he gets for messing with SOMEONE ELSE'S car. I'd honestly be pissed myself if someone decided it was ok for them to come and touch MY things that I paid for. Has nothing to do with it being a joke. Has to do with the fact that it's NOT yours to touch. Then again, I'm not 5 years old and I'm not amused by a tard writing "wash me" on a window. Especially if it were MY car. Apparently some people are easily amused. Just sayin.
Jerry Leberer 12
actually, tracing dirt can do damage to paint and windows or didn't you know that? dont touch other people's property. people have literally been murdered for less
jennyess 0
are you kidding?? how the f*** did this get on the website this isnt funny at all...this MIGHT have gotten a chuckle out of me if i hadnt heard a joke or seen anything even mildy funny in about 5 years
BTR_lover 1
This isn't iFunny, sorry for the disappointment. -_-
kmj84 3
that's what you get for being a stupid bitch. you don't touch other peoples cars. and your gross to put your hands in all that dirt. it's so not a fml but your a dumb ass.
Big_Blue_Sumthin 0
You might as well have wrote "I'm unobservant." instead.
spamme 0
so when is your 13th birthday?
Retiredrockstar 0
Finally, justice.
Thespark 0
it is always funny until you get caught, although in this case you were caught BEFORE you even did it! oughtta teach you a lesson. Asshole.
blowyourspeakers 0
He got out of the car and.. what? lol. Nothing happened. Chill.
boomstar 11
Nice try, better luck next time, YDI!