Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML
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Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML
Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML
Today, whilst at a red light in my car, a homeless man with a spray bottle and a dirty rag came over to clean my windows. He started with the driver's window, which was wide open, and whatever was in his spray bottle smelled suspiciously like urine. FML
Today, after getting off work from a horrible 16 hour shift, I went out to my truck. My windows were completely covered in window chalk, to the point that I couldn't leave. I had to spend the next hour and a half washing it all off while my manager laughed about it. FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML
Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I wanted to give my car a quick wash, to get the salt and road grime off. My girlfriend lodged herself up my ass and decided that we should deep-clean all four of our cars, then screamed at me when I didn't show enough enthusiasm. FML
Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML
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01100110 0
YDI, don't touch other people's cars.
KeithHarris 0
You could always tell him the car told you to do it.
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firecrackah 0
not a **** your life at all. fail
mariannalulz 0
LOL! don't worry, that's happened to me before. but even worse, there was a big indian family in the car, and the grandma was looking at me the whole time, i just didn't see her eyes until i wrote "wash me." haha.
wonnybot73 0
I always wondered if things like this happen lol
monkeysss 3
That had to be awkward. I believe, thought, that if the person's car was really that dirty, THEY deserved that.
Miss_Tyff 0
YDI. Don't be so immature.
blondiee09 0
O.M.G. I hope you ran for it hahahahahaha
Megan_515 0
YDI, "Wash Me" isn't even remotely amusing. Also, since when are we required to make sure our cars are clean all the time? If you really care that someone else's car is dirty, you need to find something better to do with your time.
ViperGiggles 0
I don't know why ppl feel the need to be so mean and judgmental. The op was just making a little joke. Nothing serious. No need for the name calling and everything like #16 and many others did. To me, that's more immature than what the person did. Cussing out someone via internet is no more mature than this joke.
husk3rfan928 0
The funniest thing I've seen like that said "I wish my wife were this dirty" and funnily enough, she was the one driving the car
HumpDeBump17 4
Walking to the train station after a party one time, the cars were all covered in condensation and a bit damp so my friend traced "I wish my wife was this wet" on one. Simple, but brilliant :D
israfel070 0
I say f HIS l because his car was so dirty that you couldn't see someone sitting inside it.