By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store with my mom's boyfriend. We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in my hand, and said, "No, no, you have to FEEL the bread," and started rubbing it all over his body. He's moving in next week. FML
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Doughnt let him in your house!

That's not how you feel the bread.. You caress it like it is a beautiful woman.

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Doughnt let him in your house!

maybe he was joking? and mmmmmmm doughnuts

I see what you did there

Watch out for your muffin

That's the funniest thing I've heard lately. OP, at least you know you're not ever gonna get bored when he moves in :D

That's a hilarious joke, you know he was joking right?

@61 and MAYBE, you're just a sexy bech. oOooOoooOo burn. ;)

bread fetish... that's a new one.

No, no it isn't.

Morgan's right, but they usually only last until the first yeast infection occurs.

It's just a kinky way to show how much he loaves you

he just doesn't want to move in with her but he'd feel bad if he just said it, this way she Will change her mind

there is nothing wrong with an occasional bread-feeling party.

wqnt to come to mine? ;)2

That's not how you feel the bread.. You caress it like it is a beautiful woman.

A loavely beautiful woman.

Is his name Tim? Because if it is, I think he's my friend's creepy, Frank-N-Furteresque dad.

What a weirdo. Fyl =(

You better prepare yourself for nice conversations at breakfast.

Will there be toast?

Something will pop up, for sure.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA no?

It sounds like he's just being silly! He's probably just trying to make you laugh; I wouldn't take it seriously.

That's what I thought. OP just sounds humorless - or just resentful that he's moving in.

I smell a sitcom!!!