Today, I went to the grocery store with my mom's boyfriend. We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in my hand, and said, "No, no, you have to FEEL the bread," and started rubbing it all over his body. He's moving in next week. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Doughnt let him in your house!
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LightningLadyy
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That's not how you feel the bread.. You caress it like it is a beautiful woman.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Doughnt let him in your house!
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babyyappld
| 7
maybe he was joking?
and mmmmmmm doughnuts
and mmmmmmm doughnuts
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waterpolohezy
| 6
I see what you did there
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alwa7sh
| 2
Watch out for your muffin
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mona_is_here
| 10
That's the funniest thing I've heard lately.
OP, at least you know you're not ever gonna get bored when he moves in :D
OP, at least you know you're not ever gonna get bored when he moves in :D
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DudeImBetter
| 0
That's a hilarious joke, you know he was joking right?
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GreatGeak
| 8
@61 and MAYBE, you're just a sexy bech.
oOooOoooOo burn. ;)
oOooOoooOo burn. ;)
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itsbecca
| 11
bread fetish... that's a new one.
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morgan320
| 0
No, no it isn't.
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perdix
| 29
Morgan's right, but they usually only last until the first yeast infection occurs.
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therealsuperman
| 0
It's just a kinky way to show how much he loaves you
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MrBoredGuy
| 1
he just doesn't want to move in with her but he'd feel bad if he just said it, this way she Will change her mind
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meowmeowwkitty
| 0
aw loaves you
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TheRetardedApple
| 0
creeeeeeep!
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DncrHap
| 9
there is nothing wrong with an occasional bread-feeling party.
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Garytt
| 0
wqnt to come to mine? ;)2
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LightningLadyy
| 0
That's not how you feel the bread.. You caress it like it is a beautiful woman.
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macskapingvin
| 0
A loavely beautiful woman.
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AntoshaChekhonte
| 6
Is his name Tim? Because if it is, I think he's my friend's creepy, Frank-N-Furteresque dad.
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tenniscrazy2
| 6
What a weirdo. Fyl =(
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Doortje
| 29
You better prepare yourself for nice conversations at breakfast.
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DDPT2
| 4
Will there be toast?
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macskapingvin
| 0
Something will pop up, for sure.
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jsx12345
| 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
no?
no?
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JordanLeah
| 2
It sounds like he's just being silly! He's probably just trying to make you laugh; I wouldn't take it seriously.
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horselove123
| 0
true
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Redders123
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That's what I thought. OP just sounds humorless - or just resentful that he's moving in.
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RHCP12
| 0
I smell a sitcom!!!