By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store with my mom's boyfriend. We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in my hand, and said, "No, no, you have to FEEL the bread," and started rubbing it all over his body. He's moving in next week. FML
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LightningLadyy 0

That's not how you feel the bread.. You caress it like it is a beautiful woman.

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babyyappld 7

maybe he was joking? and mmmmmmm doughnuts

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mona_is_here 10

That's the funniest thing I've heard lately. OP, at least you know you're not ever gonna get bored when he moves in :D

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DudeImBetter 0

That's a hilarious joke, you know he was joking right?

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GreatGeak 8

@61 and MAYBE, you're just a sexy bech. oOooOoooOo burn. ;)

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perdix 29

Morgan's right, but they usually only last until the first yeast infection occurs.

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therealsuperman 0

It's just a kinky way to show how much he loaves you

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MrBoredGuy 1

he just doesn't want to move in with her but he'd feel bad if he just said it, this way she Will change her mind

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meowmeowwkitty 0

aw loaves you

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DncrHap 9

there is nothing wrong with an occasional bread-feeling party.

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Garytt 0

wqnt to come to mine? ;)2

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LightningLadyy 0

That's not how you feel the bread.. You caress it like it is a beautiful woman.

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AntoshaChekhonte 6

Is his name Tim? Because if it is, I think he's my friend's creepy, Frank-N-Furteresque dad.

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Doortje 29

You better prepare yourself for nice conversations at breakfast.

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JordanLeah 2

It sounds like he's just being silly! He's probably just trying to make you laugh; I wouldn't take it seriously.

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Redders123 1

That's what I thought. OP just sounds humorless - or just resentful that he's moving in.

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