FML : Today, I went to the grocery store with my mom's boyfriend. We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in my hand, and said, "No, no,...

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Today, I went to the grocery store with my mom's boyfriend. We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in my hand, and said, "No, no, you have to FEEL the bread," and started rubbing it all over his body. He's moving in next week. FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 January 2011 17:39 / United States

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By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1971443 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:40

Doughnt let him in your house!

By LightningLadyy | 0

#1971469 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:46

That's not how you feel the bread.. You caress it like it is a beautiful woman.

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By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1971443 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:40

Doughnt let him in your house!

babyyappld | 7

#1971571 - Sunday 16 January 2011 0:18

maybe he was joking?
and mmmmmmm doughnuts

waterpolohezy | 6

#1971628 - Sunday 16 January 2011 0:43

I see what you did there

alwa7sh | 2

#1971698 - Sunday 16 January 2011 1:13

Watch out for your muffin

mona_is_here | 10

#1971779 - Sunday 16 January 2011 1:35

That's the funniest thing I've heard lately.
OP, at least you know you're not ever gonna get bored when he moves in :D

DudeImBetter | 0

#1972233 - Sunday 16 January 2011 5:22

That's a hilarious joke, you know he was joking right?

GreatGeak | 8

#1972701 - Sunday 16 January 2011 10:07

@61 and MAYBE, you're just a sexy bech.
oOooOoooOo burn. ;)

By itsbecca | 11

#1971451 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:41

bread fetish... that's a new one.

morgan320 | 0

#1971588 - Sunday 16 January 2011 0:26

No, no it isn't.

perdix | 29

#1971996 - Sunday 16 January 2011 3:06

Morgan's right, but they usually only last until the first yeast infection occurs.

therealsuperman | 0

#1972128 - Sunday 16 January 2011 4:20

It's just a kinky way to show how much he loaves you

MrBoredGuy | 1

#1974636 - Sunday 16 January 2011 22:54

he just doesn't want to move in with her but he'd feel bad if he just said it, this way she Will change her mind

meowmeowwkitty | 0

#2081028 - Monday 14 February 2011 5:09

aw loaves you

By TheRetardedApple | 0

#1971452 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:41

creeeeeeep!

By DncrHap | 9

#1971459 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:43

there is nothing wrong with an occasional bread-feeling party.

Garytt | 0

#1972733 - Sunday 16 January 2011 10:13

wqnt to come to mine? ;)2

By LightningLadyy | 0

#1971469 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:46

That's not how you feel the bread.. You caress it like it is a beautiful woman.

macskapingvin | 0

#1971806 - Sunday 16 January 2011 1:47

A loavely beautiful woman.

By AntoshaChekhonte | 6

#1971482 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:47

Is his name Tim? Because if it is, I think he's my friend's creepy, Frank-N-Furteresque dad.

By tenniscrazy2 | 6

#1971489 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:49

What a weirdo. Fyl =(

By Doortje | 28

#1971491 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:49

You better prepare yourself for nice conversations at breakfast.

DDPT2 | 4

#1972262 - Sunday 16 January 2011 5:50

Will there be toast?

macskapingvin | 0

#1973161 - Sunday 16 January 2011 12:54

Something will pop up, for sure.

jsx12345 | 0

#3556871 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:56

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
no?

By JordanLeah | 2

#1971495 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:51

It sounds like he's just being silly! He's probably just trying to make you laugh; I wouldn't take it seriously.

horselove123 | 0

#1972402 - Sunday 16 January 2011 7:20

true

Redders123 | 1

#1973997 - Sunday 16 January 2011 18:15

That's what I thought. OP just sounds humorless - or just resentful that he's moving in.

By RHCP12 | 0

#1971510 - Saturday 15 January 2011 23:55

I smell a sitcom!!!

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