By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store with my mom's boyfriend. We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in my hand, and said, "No, no, you have to FEEL the bread," and started rubbing it all over his body. He's moving in next week. FML
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Doughnt let him in your house!

LightningLadyy 0

That's not how you feel the bread.. You caress it like it is a beautiful woman.


Doughnt let him in your house!

maybe he was joking? and mmmmmmm doughnuts

I see what you did there

Watch out for your muffin

mona_is_here 10

That's the funniest thing I've heard lately. OP, at least you know you're not ever gonna get bored when he moves in :D

DudeImBetter 0

That's a hilarious joke, you know he was joking right?

@61 and MAYBE, you're just a sexy bech. oOooOoooOo burn. ;)

bread fetish... that's a new one.

No, no it isn't.

perdix 29

Morgan's right, but they usually only last until the first yeast infection occurs.

therealsuperman 0

It's just a kinky way to show how much he loaves you

MrBoredGuy 1

he just doesn't want to move in with her but he'd feel bad if he just said it, this way she Will change her mind

meowmeowwkitty 0

aw loaves you

there is nothing wrong with an occasional bread-feeling party.

Garytt 0

wqnt to come to mine? ;)2

LightningLadyy 0

That's not how you feel the bread.. You caress it like it is a beautiful woman.

A loavely beautiful woman.

AntoshaChekhonte 6

Is his name Tim? Because if it is, I think he's my friend's creepy, Frank-N-Furteresque dad.

What a weirdo. Fyl =(

You better prepare yourself for nice conversations at breakfast.


Will there be toast?

Something will pop up, for sure.


JordanLeah 2

It sounds like he's just being silly! He's probably just trying to make you laugh; I wouldn't take it seriously.

horselove123 0


That's what I thought. OP just sounds humorless - or just resentful that he's moving in.

RHCP12 0

I smell a sitcom!!!