Love, Tinder and First Dates: She's a keeper

She's a keeper

By Anonymous - 17/01/2023 04:00

Today, I had a Tinder date with a girl who lied about her age; she was 22 but had told me she was 37. She used the word “like” seven times in the same sentence and and announced she expected me to pay her entire bill. I just walked away, so she threw a waiter's tray at the back of my head. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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Chris Hansen time

By lloydLO - 24/10/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML

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By lifsabtch - 06/01/2013 17:24

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

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Close shave

By Gears - 29/04/2019 16:00

Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML

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Uber out of there

By post valentines depression - 07/04/2018 01:30

Today, my Tinder date arranged an Uber to pick her up before we had even finished our appetizers. She was so bored she couldn't be bothered to stay for the whole meal. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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Understanding

By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 06:00

Today, after I met a girl on Tinder I would very much like to date, we finally arranged our first date. As I rushed to my car in my best suit, I had a flat tire. The trains had stopped running, and a taxi to that distance was easily £200. She accused me of being a catfish and blocked my number. FML

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I'm too old for this shit

By HateCelebz - 15/09/2023 06:00

Today, I went out for drinks with two 18 year-old girls and a 30 year-old woman. I'm 53, and wanted to hook up with the 30 year-old. She got drunk after an hour and went home in a taxi, meanwhile the two 18 year-olds drank me under the table. I'm sat with them trying to sober up so I can walk home. FML

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JackWood 19

Tuesday 17 January 2023 5:17

You literally dodged a bullet... er tray. You know what I mean.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 17 January 2023 7:09

Usually it's the 37-year-olds who claim to be 22. I take it she wasn't hot, or you'd be going to town on that instead of whining to FML.

Comments

Brightside86 29

Tuesday 17 January 2023 4:22

I don't see the problem. Usually pay for dates and a girl lying about her age and bring younger while still legal is an absolute win. Seems like after a divorce men tend to date younger women anyways you're just skipping the divorce part of the story.

tiptoppc 19

Tuesday 17 January 2023 9:50

It’s not always rosy. Take it from a 38m married to a 27F. The difference in ages sometimes becomes apparent with maturity differences.

JackWood 19

Tuesday 17 January 2023 5:17

You literally dodged a bullet... er tray. You know what I mean.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 17 January 2023 7:03

I don't think he dodged it.

tiptoppc 19

Tuesday 17 January 2023 9:49

Not if she managed to throw it and make it’s mark.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 17 January 2023 7:09

Usually it's the 37-year-olds who claim to be 22. I take it she wasn't hot, or you'd be going to town on that instead of whining to FML.

Chazzster 26

Tuesday 17 January 2023 23:34

Odd, you usually would hear more complaints about a 37 year old claiming to be 22 - But whatever floats your boat… Maybe I’m old, but generally the person who picks the restaurant usually picks up the check unless there was a different arrangement ahead of time… I’m guessing that had the date gone well that OP probably would have picked up the check unless otherwise arranged in advance. I’m not clear on if the age difference lying was the real issue or if there were other issues… Oh well, it’s all over now. I wouldn’t expect a glowing review from your date. You can be sure she will be taking about this and maybe even her own FML…