Love, Tinder and First Dates: She's a keeper

She's a keeper

By Anonymous - 17/01/2023 04:00

Today, I had a Tinder date with a girl who lied about her age; she was 22 but had told me she was 37. She used the word “like” seven times in the same sentence and and announced she expected me to pay her entire bill. I just walked away, so she threw a waiter's tray at the back of my head. FML

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By post valentines depression - 07/04/2018 01:30

Today, my Tinder date arranged an Uber to pick her up before we had even finished our appetizers. She was so bored she couldn't be bothered to stay for the whole meal. FML

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By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

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Good girl

By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 06:00

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML

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Tonight on First Dates

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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Paranoid

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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Understanding

By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 06:00

Today, after I met a girl on Tinder I would very much like to date, we finally arranged our first date. As I rushed to my car in my best suit, I had a flat tire. The trains had stopped running, and a taxi to that distance was easily £200. She accused me of being a catfish and blocked my number. FML

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Dash and dine

By Anonymous - 06/09/2020 16:01 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML

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JackWood 20

Tuesday 17 January 2023 5:17

You literally dodged a bullet... er tray. You know what I mean.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 17 January 2023 7:09

Usually it's the 37-year-olds who claim to be 22. I take it she wasn't hot, or you'd be going to town on that instead of whining to FML.

Comments

Brightside86 30

Tuesday 17 January 2023 4:22

I don't see the problem. Usually pay for dates and a girl lying about her age and bring younger while still legal is an absolute win. Seems like after a divorce men tend to date younger women anyways you're just skipping the divorce part of the story.

tiptoppc 19

Tuesday 17 January 2023 9:50

It’s not always rosy. Take it from a 38m married to a 27F. The difference in ages sometimes becomes apparent with maturity differences.

JackWood 20

Tuesday 17 January 2023 5:17

You literally dodged a bullet... er tray. You know what I mean.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 17 January 2023 7:03

I don't think he dodged it.

tiptoppc 19

Tuesday 17 January 2023 9:49

Not if she managed to throw it and make it’s mark.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 17 January 2023 7:09

Usually it's the 37-year-olds who claim to be 22. I take it she wasn't hot, or you'd be going to town on that instead of whining to FML.

Chazzster 28

Tuesday 17 January 2023 23:34

Odd, you usually would hear more complaints about a 37 year old claiming to be 22 - But whatever floats your boat… Maybe I’m old, but generally the person who picks the restaurant usually picks up the check unless there was a different arrangement ahead of time… I’m guessing that had the date gone well that OP probably would have picked up the check unless otherwise arranged in advance. I’m not clear on if the age difference lying was the real issue or if there were other issues… Oh well, it’s all over now. I wouldn’t expect a glowing review from your date. You can be sure she will be taking about this and maybe even her own FML…