Weird, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the grocery store with my mom's boyfriend. We...

By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store with my mom's boyfriend. We were in the bread aisle when he picked up a loaf that was in my hand, and said, "No, no, you have to FEEL the bread," and started rubbing it all over his body. He's moving in next week. FML

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By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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By Creeped Out - 29/05/2017 18:00

Today, I went to the grocery store. As I was checking out, I went to grab the same item that the cashier was reaching for. He brushed my hand. He then both watched me creepily and asked my what lotion I used to make my hands so soft. When I left, he said, "I'll dream of you." FML

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By EmbarrassedChild - 30/07/2015 23:24 - United States

Today, I was at the store with my father. As we were leaving, he grabbed a baguette, put it by his crotch, and took a picture with his phone. I'm starting to feel like the parent here. FML

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Good one

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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The Conquest of Bread

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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By Lizofsmeg - 11/05/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML

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Time to run

By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 06:21 - Canada

Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML

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Besties

By Anonymous - 21/07/2021 08:01 - South Africa - Nottingham Road

Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML

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By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

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Saturday 15 January 2011 23:40

Doughnt let him in your house!

LightningLadyy 0

Saturday 15 January 2011 23:46

That's not how you feel the bread.. You caress it like it is a beautiful woman.

Comments

zSapphire15 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 0:01

That sucks :( Hopefully he was kidding

bigbadtim 7

Saturday 15 January 2011 23:59

Just be glad you weren't shopping for buns.

matrasveer 1

Sunday 16 January 2011 1:16

Or... cucumbers

bigbadtim 7

Sunday 16 January 2011 0:02

Just be glad you weren't shopping for buns.

Daederoth 10

Sunday 16 January 2011 0:06

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 16 January 2011 0:08

At least you weren't buying whipped cream.

gnrgirl09 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 0:09

So? He's obviously trying to humor you. If you don't find that funny I think you're going to be in for a hell of a ride.

TheZarola 10

Sunday 16 January 2011 0:10

That would be hilarious at home but in public it must be very embarrassing. FYL.

perdix 29

Sunday 16 January 2011 0:12

I'm sure he meats you mom's kñeads.

chanta24 10

Thursday 14 July 2011 11:12

haha

juggiiboy 4

Sunday 16 January 2011 0:15

ohh uhh that's just sick

Karnezar 2

Sunday 16 January 2011 0:19

*Breakfast* "You have to FEEL the eggs!" *Lunch* "You have to FEEL the noodles!" *Dinner* "You have to FEEL the potatoes!" *Sex* "You have to FEEL my ****!"