Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, the dry cleaner next to my house went up in flames. I went outside to look at the fire, as I looked on in amazement I realized I had dropped off all of my work clothes at the cleaners two days before. I was supposed to pick them up today, but was too lazy to walk the 10 feet to the store. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML
Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML
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Top comments
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Since when does underwear blow in the wind and why would buy underwear you have to get dry-cleaned anyway?
MELKOZAR 27
Captain Underpants?
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Comments (75)
maggiefox 25
Wind blew it around? ... Dry cleaned :>
Jess9 4
1. buy dryel. do dry cleaning at home. 2. most underwear does NOT need to be drycleaned. if you have normal underwear why are you wasting money on that. 3. if you're not embarrassed taking your stuff to the dry-cleaners (where, hey, strangers see it O.o) why blow a gasket over other people seeing it?
Silk_Routes 14
hahaa..do not worry op everybody deal with dirty underwear eod...chill
taylorzgoines 16
at least you didnt have any innapropriate laundry slip away.... or skid marks.
Nm_fml 10
You dry clean your underwear?
Bryndaboss 10
Let it goooo! Let it goooooo! (Frozen reference)
chosha_fml 27
You get your undies dry-cleaned?
MissBehavin77 18
That was my first thought too.
inowhtthefoxsays 20
Who the hell dry cleans their underwear???? I disbelieve this story in it entirety
jsrf 8
You know what they say, if u love something, set it free
grgnyce 8
Who on earth would get dirty underwear dry cleaned??!! Well, I guess that question has officially been answered.