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By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Fall City

Today, two days before a big weight lifting competition with a $3,000 grand prize, I broke my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2013 04:36 - United States

Today, I won a local arm-wrestling tournament. Too bad I have to use the prize money to repair the tendon I tore in the competition. FML

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By foreveralone15 - 24/06/2021 10:59

Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML

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By TommyNoFeet - 04/12/2017 06:00

Today, my third day training for a half marathon, I tripped and broke both of my ankles and one wrist. FML

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By MoonStarShine3 - 09/06/2015 16:12 - United Kingdom - Chorley

Today, my boss yelled at me for being 3 hours late. I was late because I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. Apparently, breaking my arm is not a good enough excuse. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2018 19:00

Today, it was my first day at a new gym, which cost a fortune. Some skinny teen who had clearly never lifted in his life dropped a weight while I was stretching and broke my ankle. Money down the drain. FML

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By crossfitter - 21/05/2015 12:22

Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML

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By Fred - 06/01/2009 08:28 - France

Today, I couldn't take home the free weights I'd planned on buying to start bodybuilding 'cos I couldn't lift the box, which was too heavy for me. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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By WTA - 20/02/2012 17:36 - United States

Today, I tried to impress my wife by doing a bunch of push-ups, despite having a bad shoulder. She told me my form sucks and that I'm an idiot. Now I can barely move my arm and I'm going to have to get it fixed. FML

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By jc2011 - 25/09/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, after months of grueling training and countless early mornings, I finally began the race I had been preparing for over the past year, only to slip and break my leg in the first 450 meters. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 12 February 2017 18:16

Go and compete with your good arm. If you win and take the prize, you'll become legendary as the One-Armed Bandit!

Scotth901 22

Sunday 12 February 2017 18:17

Since when has 1 arm stopped anyone? Go show them what you can do!

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 12 February 2017 18:16

Go and compete with your good arm. If you win and take the prize, you'll become legendary as the One-Armed Bandit!

Scotth901 22

Sunday 12 February 2017 18:17

Since when has 1 arm stopped anyone? Go show them what you can do!

AbuProteinSheikh 3

Sunday 12 February 2017 18:28

You can't bench with one arm lol

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 12 February 2017 18:38

A mere mortal can't, but if you are going to become a legend, you'll be able to do it.

jcash52426 5

Monday 13 February 2017 0:17

I think Forrest Gump said it best Shit Happens

praahe 8

Monday 13 February 2017 2:57

No excuses. Kurt Angle won an Olympic gold medal WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!

Cali 54

Monday 13 February 2017 20:24

For serious? That's pretty metal.

sasquatchius 3

Monday 13 February 2017 12:23

At least you're not Seth Rollins

umnonotreally 7

Tuesday 14 February 2017 20:18

3,000$ grand is 3,000,000$.... thats alot!

queenofirony 12

Thursday 16 February 2017 5:15

He didn't mean $3,000 Grand....he said it was a "grand prize" of $3,000.

Pauschinator 22

Wednesday 15 February 2017 21:55

You weren't going to win anyways... :P.

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