Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, the dry cleaner next to my house went up in flames. I went outside to look at the fire, as I looked on in amazement I realized I had dropped off all of my work clothes at the cleaners two days before. I was supposed to pick them up today, but was too lazy to walk the 10 feet to the store. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML
Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML
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Top comments
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Since when does underwear blow in the wind and why would buy underwear you have to get dry-cleaned anyway?
MELKOZAR 27
Captain Underpants?
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Comments (75)
flufee2 27
Lol lucky somebody didnt help u with them :p
WOTAN1488 24
I'm unsure why you'd have your dirty undies at the dry cleaner's lol. Pretty embarrassing though :/ FYL
digidy_doggg 9
omg imagine that happening to u lol
tnf0920 9
who has their underwear dry cleaned..
Staresti 6
At least they weren't clean.
biebahood 15
once I accidentally dropped my clean underwear just outside the front door of my apartment neighbours while they were standing there with 4 other guests ...n trust me it's equally embarrassing.
Staresti 6
Well, just as embarrassing yeah. :P but at least OP didn't have clean underwear blowing around and have to rewash them is what I meant.
biebahood 15
yeah but won't you rather wash your underwear twice than to face a public embarrassment :-P
justash12 10
Why do you need to dry clean your underwear?
Lili_love 14
who the hell gets their underwear dry cleaned? I hope they're pure silk and woven with golden threads
zeniarose 5
Many dry cleaners (including the one that picks up from my tailor shop) also do regular laundry in addition to dry cleaning. Many people are too lazy/busy to do their own regular laundry/pressing and send it out. *shrug* Personally, I prefer washing my own undies.
biebahood 15
at least you weren't going to sell them... unlike in some of the previous FMLs
Iwannarock1 19
why is a dry cleaner washing your panties?
lovexsarah 12
Wait, who dry cleans their underwear?