Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
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Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom and dad. My mom turned around and asked, "Have you had sex yet?" I said no, which is true. My dad cracked up and said, "Told you so!" My mom frowned, took out her wallet, and handed him $20. My parents bet on my nonexistent sex life. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
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AliSama 17
actually masturbation does count as sexual activity from a medical point of view.
RuSerious81 2
Wait...why did your parents go in with you to see a doctor?
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Comments (79)
maestrodifisica 0
Way to fail kid...we're probably the same age (might be pushing it there), yet you don't know to tell your rents to **** off while you talk to the doc? Svegliati, stupido!
drybamboo 0
Usually the doctor asks the parents to leave when they're about to ask those private questions.
LordP123 0
Yeah..was gonna call bs on this like everyone else...but people already said it.
ilgatto 0
Actually, they don't always ask your parents to leave. A year or two ago, I had appendicitis and was at the hospital. The doctor would ask me all these personal questions in front of my parents, and had me take my shirt off to get checked and everything without asking them to leave. Really uncomfortable.
snapdragon1100 7
You would NEVER have to strip down in front of your parents.
hayleyyy 0
NEVER let your parents in when going in to the doctor. They'll embarrass the living hell out of you. :/
nata_baby 0
#5, parents are in the room, and usually if the patient says no, they'll ask the parents to leave and ask the questions again. so it is possible.
meemz 0
oh dayum. =(
jayhawk63 0
ahaha your parents sound awesome. Next time though, ask them to leave before the doctor asks you personal questions.
Cortney 0
Hahah, wow. FYL
HardOutHeaFoPimp 0
omg!!!!!!!!!!