Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
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Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom and dad. My mom turned around and asked, "Have you had sex yet?" I said no, which is true. My dad cracked up and said, "Told you so!" My mom frowned, took out her wallet, and handed him $20. My parents bet on my nonexistent sex life. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
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Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
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AliSama 17
actually masturbation does count as sexual activity from a medical point of view.
RuSerious81 2
Wait...why did your parents go in with you to see a doctor?
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Comments (79)
Mythbusterma 0
PWNED
lilmisspixie 5
I have to say this but BURNNNN! Sorry about what your dad said...your life is effed. [im new to fml]
badgerfish 0
in the film, your dad will be played by jk simmons =)
iBeRockin 0
Calm down people. If this were a true FML, then he's most likely be a minor which would explain why the parents were there If not, then yeah, you're retarded.
justforkixdancer 0
hahaha
wren415 0
If you really are old enough (and thus mature enough) to be having sex, then you shouldn't need your parents to come to your doctor's appointments with you. Even if you are a minor, you should be mature enough to leave mommy and daddy in the waiting room while you talk to the scary grown up with the stethoscope.
Susanbelle12 0
Haha your parents are amazing xD
planckit 6
agreed
Nooneslooking 0
Actually, I'm 16 and went to the emergency room for intense stomach pains and the nurse asked me if I was sexually active whilst my mom was in the room. Nurses have done the same thing to my cousins, too.
What_Willis_is_t 1
Your hand doesn't count? Crap. What about blow-up dolls??