Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
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Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom and dad. My mom turned around and asked, "Have you had sex yet?" I said no, which is true. My dad cracked up and said, "Told you so!" My mom frowned, took out her wallet, and handed him $20. My parents bet on my nonexistent sex life. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
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AliSama 17
actually masturbation does count as sexual activity from a medical point of view.
RuSerious81 2
Wait...why did your parents go in with you to see a doctor?
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Comments (79)
fantasyworld 39
Why were they in there with you?
babymouse_fml 1
Today, I was frantically searching through my purse looking for my cell phone, as I do several times a day. My friend asked what I was so stressed about and when I told her I must have left my phone at home and would have to go get it, she said, you're talking on it dummy! FML.
andriod18 4
But why are your parents with you at the doctor's office?
lucasj2345 7
I'm trying to figure out why your parents were in with you during your appt.
kevinsagirl2323 8
if you are old enough to be having sex why in the world were both your parents in with you while you saw the Dr. aren't you a bit old for that?
lucasj23 11
why in the world would both of your Parents be in the room? if you're old enough to have sex then you're old enough to see the Dr alone.
crackpot8007t 7
So it doesn't matter if you're having sex with another human being or not, your life still sucks! 🤣
peterblack67 9
If you're old enough to be asked that question then why were your parents in the room? Thats bizarre.
randybryant799 21
Why in the world were your parents in with you? Aren't you too old for that?