Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
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Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom and dad. My mom turned around and asked, "Have you had sex yet?" I said no, which is true. My dad cracked up and said, "Told you so!" My mom frowned, took out her wallet, and handed him $20. My parents bet on my nonexistent sex life. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
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AliSama 17
actually masturbation does count as sexual activity from a medical point of view.
RuSerious81 2
Wait...why did your parents go in with you to see a doctor?
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Comments (79)
iDontFail_xD 0
My mom always stays inside the dam room when im at the doctors even if i want her to get out, its annoying, but im 13
KristelDreams 0
Hmmmm... Doesn't the doc ask for your parents to leave before asking questions like that? Mine does...
_shit_happens_ 0
if you are old enough for the doctor to even think about asking if you are sexually active your parents shouldnt need to be in the room with you the doctor makes my mom sit in the waiting room cuz she thinks ill lie if my mom is there
deadlycandii 0
lmao...that fucken funni but messed
Dunne147 0
don't go in the Doctor's room with your mom! but what the doctor said was kinda inappropriate, still funny though.
wrestler17 0
I've had my mom in there and I demanded that she leave and she would simply refuse.... She doesn't have a lot of respect for my wishes... Really pisses me off
sthanu150 0
i went to the doctor with both my parents in the room... when i was 9 years old.
Zan416 0
Hahahahahahaha
wolfman2012 0
i could see the parents being in there for the previous (and non-personal) questions, this happened to me with my mom but she left once the doctor started asking those cause she could tell i wasn't comfortable with her there
jagger999 0
LOL