Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
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Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom and dad. My mom turned around and asked, "Have you had sex yet?" I said no, which is true. My dad cracked up and said, "Told you so!" My mom frowned, took out her wallet, and handed him $20. My parents bet on my nonexistent sex life. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
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AliSama 17
actually masturbation does count as sexual activity from a medical point of view.
RuSerious81 2
Wait...why did your parents go in with you to see a doctor?
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Comments (79)
screennamesarest 0
if your old enough to be "sexually active" then why are your parents at the doctors with you?
51194 3
I'm 16 and in my doctors since I am under 18 it is mandatory for me to have a parent or guardian with me.
callmesillyxxx 1
hahahahahaha
cm424love 0
im 15 and my mom has to leave the room, doctors orders, so she can ask me in secret. she not obligated to tell my mother anythinh
neongurl98 10
Um how old R U and why were your parents at the hospital with you?
vieeev 4
I go alone to the docter since i was 13... To bring a parent is one thing but why on earth would you bring both?!
TourettesGuy69 0
Forever alone
bubo_fml 11
Really freak em out by asking..."Animal, mineral or vegetable?"
sonyalylia 1
why were your parents with you?
Bleepbloop360 7
You're parents are awesome