Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML
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Today, after going to the beach with my guy friend, I thought I looked pretty good in front of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML
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Cinn_fml 23
Well, you knew how revealing your swimsuit would be, therefore if you could see more hair than you wanted to be seen, you should have dealt with it. Though if he gets freaked out by something natural, you might want to reconsider his maturity levels. Unless he was just joking.
billywhyte 0
BAHAHA! wait....was there really a squirrel?
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Comments (253)
perdix 31
If your bush is as big as a squirrel, I don't think you just skipped shaving "down under" for a few days. You've probably been cultivating that nasty snatch thatch your whole life, and even diddled yourself with Rogaine to make it grow even thicker.
loselos 0
haha
NeonButterfliez 2
17 - I just favorites this because of your comment xD hilarious.
iskusmarines 0
lol snatch thatch
ad_astra_taurus 2
Hooray for using the word 'diddled'! That was hilarious.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
So THAT'S how Demi Moore grew her natura-knickers...
perdix 31
natura-knickers? Is that a synonym for the Kutcher Kooch?
doubledamn89 0
hahahaha this is going in my favs....lmfao snatch thatch XD
RedPillSucks 33
Sorry perdix, It took me a while to get the "down under" pun.
xgetxbentx 13
you ALWAYS shave if you're going to be in a swimsuit!
godofcyanide 8
I approve of this message.
forbiddin_secret 0
That's your own stupidity there. YDI
stevenmx86 8
Seriously op it takes, what, 10 min? And you were going to the beach dur
godofcyanide 8
In the immortal words of the Diceman... "Mary, Mary, quite contrary, Trim that pussy, it's too damn hairy!" :D
RedPillSucks 33
Andrew Dice Clay? Is he still alive (professionally)?
godofcyanide 8
Dunno, but that joke is over twenty years old. Yet the message still hasn't been received, apparently, so I keep it alive. :D
perdix 31
I think it's over for Andrew Dice Clay. He got banned from playgrounds, so he has no source of material anymore. When we were kids, we'd make up dirty versions of nursery rhymes all the time. Who knew you could put on a leather jacket and call that comedy? Maybe I'll start a rock band with "Comet Will Make You Vomit" and the "Diarrhea Song." We'll send Justin Bieber packing back to the Great White North.
some1azn 0
I find this very disgusting and somewhat awesome at the same time. -__-"
xoCOURTNIEox 0
shave that hairy beaver into a bald eagle !!
Dragons_corner 6
was the squirrel hiding some nuts??
ItalianFilipino 0
LMFAO!
SarahBearXoX 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I actually just started laughing like a maniac. thanks for making me look like a freak.
Astroman129 7
Come on baby and watch me put it down!
mmmonique 6
OP that's pretty rank, brazilian FTW!